@oodja

'I'm gonna have to library science the shit out of this!' Librarian, author, dad, Skee-Ball junkie. Loves robots, funny dice, dragons & Fireball Island. He/him

 Bryn Mawr, PA
amazon.com/Tom-Bruno/e/B0075E4D6Q
Joined January 2007
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Replying to @boneysoups
THE MONSTER AT THE END OF THIS BOOK IS CAPITALISM
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🅱️askerville@WB_Baskerville10h
Once your household income breaks 200k they give you access to a new type of cracker that’s blander than the ones normal people have
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Ghost Maggie Serota@maggieserota7h
Love when ESPN has to mute the sound for a second because a Sixers fan is clearly screaming obscenities that are getting picked up by the mic.
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Crossing Broad
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LeBron al-Gaib
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BUT NOT THIS SIXERS TEAM
one dozen bats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX45009h
(Losing the LeBron James home debut would be the most Sixers thing of all time)
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Crossing Broad
@CrossingBroad7h
"Sixers are down by 29"
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NBA Slime
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This is great
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@ParmaJawnCheese7h
YALL ARE WELCOME #throwtheballup
C O U R T N E Y@icourtneycries8h
Replying to @ParmaJawnCheese
where were YOU when twitter user parmajawncheese saved the sixers?
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Hussein
sarah@_____feifeiOct 22
Why do people say Jesus H Christ. What does it stand for. What is his middle name
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Lorxel ×͜×
@lorxellOct 22
VISIONQUEST turning malware removal into a full-blown EXORCISM is FUCKING GENIUS!!
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Philly tonight:
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TAPS THE FUCKING SIGN
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Sixers are gonna win cause I’m watching now
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ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIXERS
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Terry Matalas@TerryMatalas16h
I mean. We wouldn’t say no.
meg || visionquest era@megaranatchiosOct 21
Give the writing team behind this a raise
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WTAF, America?!@FightingForDem710h
I ate whatever the fuck I wanted when Biden was president.
FactPost
@factpostnews13h
RFK Jr. suggests Americans can more easily afford groceries if they start eating liver instead of beef: "Most of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive. You can buy liver or the cheap cuts."
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Austin
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I can't wait until we're in the "Trump Family attempts to flee the United States in multiple private jets" part
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Philadelphia 76er LeBron James@Philly_ASA7h
Just an absurd comeback. This year is gonna be fun.
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“Sports fan Mark Kremer”@mark_kremer8h
There’s some sort of drone show for the halftime entertainment and it is so bad that the crowd is booing it lmao. God I love this city so much
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Rep. Jack Kimble
@RepJackKimble10h
If you suspect somebody of fraud, there is a new hotline so that President Trump can pardon them quickly and efficiently.
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Mike Drucker@MikeDrucker8h
For some reason “Here’s what we know” makes me laugh so hard, like this is a breaking story of national importance, which to be fair it kind of is
USA TODAY
@USATODAY11h
McDonald's McRib sandwich is coming back to the fast-food giant's menu soon but not all restaurants will offer it. Here's what we know. usatoday.com/story/money/foo…

The McRib is coming back to McDonald's. See where

McDonald's McRib sandwich is coming back to the fast-food giant's menu soon but not all restaurants will offer it. Here's what we know.

usatoday.com
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Sam Patel@ThatBrownDude17h
Rockstar: Yo Daft Punk, wanna score GTA 6? You'll have an unlimited budget. Daft Punk: Nah. Lego: Yo Daf- Daft Punk: Yes.
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm19h
First teaser for the LEGO Daft Punk set. It will be a recreation of the pyramid stage design from Daft Punk’s 2007 “Alive” tour.
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