I hold a minor position in the British Government. Rumors of being otherwise are strictly false. #Parody
The Diogenes
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I recall years ago I had hoped for a new plague. Who would have believed it would have come during my lifetime. What times we live in...
Mycroft Holmes retweeted
A poem about cake
I mustn’t really
What time is it?
Oh go on then
If you’re having some
Don’t give me too much
Just a sliver
No not that small
A little bit bigger
That’s it
Oh that’s far too big
I shall never eat all of that
I’ll give it a go, though
I’ll give it a go.
Oh look, I can still log onto Twitter. Are you disappointed, dear @SocioIntellect?
Merry belated Christmas, @Genius_Holmes. Having you off Twitter is making things difficult to keeps tabs on you.
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The Holidays are almost over with. Halfway to hell, but almost seeing the flames at the end of the tunnel...
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The amount of idocracy I deal with on a daily basis is killing me. The pain is worse than any deadly disease. The disease of stupidity.
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Any new requests made to me from Sherlock are now to start with "Mother May I..."
I deem this as the new law of the land.
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I'm thinking of writing an autobiography. It'll include vivid details of my accomplishments and be titled "The True Queen of the World."
I've made a recent trip to my fridge to find disappointment. Vegetables. Only vegetables. Who does this to a poor man like myself?
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It's healthy, it has fruit in it. Diet approved. teapawt.org/ItsFoodPorn/status/834…
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