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I swim butterfly for long distances. Got out of the water to get my PhD in chemical biology. I like my temps cold and my snacks salty.

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Joined October 2016
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BREAKING: Workers at Harvard have announced their intent to form a union of 6,000 non-tenure-track faculty and researchers with @HAWorkers. Harvard has a $53 billion endowment, and these workers are pushing for better pay, benefits, and working conditions.
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I'd be interested to know how long the debate on this took, vs. the debate on whether to allow swim caps that actually accommodate Black women's hair and that don't provide any systematic advantages.
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Did I just email our HR person to thank her for the offer of reimbursements for vaccines as positive reinforcement for this behavior? Yes. Yes I did.
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The gas station attendant called me sir, ma’am, and miss, all within 30 seconds. He got every one wrong. It’s DOCTOR.
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The second most wholesome thing about this photo is that there hasn’t been an accident from a truck exceeding the height limit under the bridge.
Storrow Drive being wholesome AF
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I just witnessed my (man) neighbor trying to cut branches off a tree by hitting them with the flat edge of a saw.
I lied. THIS is the best use of this meme.
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Here it is. The best use of this meme format.
Isn’t it fun that in order to get drugs to treat covid, you have to go into a clinic and get a test, exposing everyone around you to covid? Isn’t that fun? Doesn’t that make so much sense?
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Isn’t it great that you have to get a PCR test done, which takes 3-5 days, in order to get drugs to treat covid? And the drugs have to be started within the first 5 days from symptom onset to be effective?
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Isn’t it great that I, a person with a susceptible respiratory system, could die because our useless government decided that the pandemic was over because it’s inconvenient to capitalism that a deadly virus is still hanging around?
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You misspelled “underpaid.”
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Academia did not prepare me for how it’s actually a good idea to use the exact same same phrase over and over in advertising copy. Or for how it’s expected that you’ll use your coworkers’ words.
What I wouldn’t give to be no thoughts, just vibes. Also an orange cat.
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A man just told me my calves were “long and graceful and very developed.” Joke’s on him, I’m a swimmer. I haven’t had calves since 2003.
In Florida, at a manatee exhibit: Man with a Southern drawl: manatees wreck a lot of boats. My sister, with a Valley accent and a death glare: no, boats wreck a lot of manatees!
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As a triple Aries, I feel personally called out.
Tell me who your next D&D character will be based on your Sun (Class), Moon (Background), and Rising (Ancestry) signs!🎲⚔️✨
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.@RavenBelasco idk if Noosh follows kee politics anymore, but I bet she agrees that one ought not fuck with the archivists.
I didn’t think the CDC covid guidelines could get more relaxed, but I guess they just gave benzos to the guidelines.
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