local roustabout | tortured moron | rien faire comme une bête

the demon-haunted halls
Joined April 2012
Skulking in my dungeon
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nobody here even realizes i'm wearing toe socks right now
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ensorcells you and adds you to my library
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binds you about the wrists and throws you in the brig
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it must feel good af to put on a show trial for your enemies
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i just designed a dark fate for you ❤️
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will you be my bureaucrat ❤️
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i could really see you as a peon in my kingdom
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i'm submitting you to my authority if that's ok
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you would honestly make an amazing subject for me to rule over
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chaotic evil orc barbarian retweeted
Running over a car with some pedestrians
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picking techberries in the cyberbog
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feeling the bike tour urge again
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chaotic evil orc barbarian retweeted
I am not being scared I’m being a happy flower
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i don't know anything about php but if sheldon brown goes down i kms
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not to brag but i'm pretty good at bar trivia
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chaotic evil orc barbarian retweeted
Today everybody in the greater Philadelphia region is celebrating National Crash Your Car on I-76 Day. Both Eastbound and Westbound observe this very special holiday
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chaotic evil orc barbarian retweeted
Kill Feed: The Gangrenous Rifleman Packed You Out The Gangrenous Rifleman Ran Up On Feet The Gangrenous Rifleman Wrote A Love Letter To Your Undoing The Gangrenous Rifleman Designed A Wooden Overcoat For You
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tech guys are obsessed with making a bunch of plastic trash
AI is incredible. Bought this cheap Bluetooth receipt printer, pointed Claude at it and got it to print out every morning an email I get to read into my day. Unbelievable.
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i could listen to ian lynch talk about whatever for hours
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