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Hey y'all, I'm Blair!
Otter on the internet with questionable taste, cold takes, and colder coffee.
βοΈ "Don't you dare go hollow." βοΈ
Apologies everyone I was on my porch shining one of those green lasers at the planes as they went by. Now there's some black SUVs with tinted windows in front of my house
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take that shit down again. i woke up this morning and checked my outlook like a kid checking the news for a snow day in middle school
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biologically i'm otter. like chromosomically. it's in my molecules
Man why can't I be on some grand, world-saving magical quest right now. I wanna go kill some eldritch abomination or gather a party of scrappy young adults to topple an evil megacorporation. But no it's just Thursday
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the real reason i canβt live anywhere but the northeast is everyone else walks like thereβs a law banning moving with purpose. every minute iβve spent in any other region of the country has been a test of my patience on the sidewalk. in boston youβd all get shoulder checked
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βFemale furries donβt exist in the fandomβ
Maybe cuz theyβre all running from youπ«©
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Running most of our conventions, making most of our suits, drawing most of our art.
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me and darwin watterson go way back, we used to hang out in his backyard when we in middle school. kinda always had a thing for his mom. total smoke show.
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My name is Ahmed Moor and I'm running for United States Senate to unseat John Fetterman.
Celsius is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.
Drink Ghost. π»
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