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bonerfied Louisianimal

Brooklyn, NY
Joined June 2015
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If you must mute me for the month of Tweetober, do so. But know that what you’re experiencing is weakness
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the part of having an iphone when you hit that 2 year mark and every charger stops working
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receiving a text from my awesome straight friend
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BITCH. Corvette corvette
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sitting on the craziest tummy pic I’ve ever taken but clearly it’s not a safe week for boys with bellies so I’ll remain in hiding for now
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people say they have really good gaydar but I have whatever you call the radar for when someone used to be a huge die antwoord fan
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this is a Soviet-era picture of my babooshka, Vasilisa Jurgoz Vaterpezhekosma🖤she was taken from us by a mighty plague but was once great beauty
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12 bar blues baby. 12 bar blues
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Perdón por pensar en rendirme Naruto
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this is what liza minelli says when she tries to turn off a lamp
Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely
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how it feels to be a fun and good natured gay guy
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26 hours later still stunned by how repugnant Elizabeth Holmes real life husband was in that movie. And to willingly go by the name “Billy” on top of his other crimes. Just spiritually abhorrent
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I’m so scared of the possibility of never meeting Kate Bush and finding out where she gets her powers from
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it’s just stranger than fiction to me that she’s doing this while driving on the exact same Metairie, Louisiana streets I was on at age 17 listening to BTD Paradise edition with my 18 yo boyfriend in his falling apart $800 car
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excuse me he ask for his beat with no mustard
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this was a lie btw. What they meant was that there’s a giant tarp over half the gym and the rest of it looks like a sharknado just came thru
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Revisiting my illustrious past writings… how he’s grown🙏
My disjointed adderall thoughts are always the highest quality thoughts I have so I will now be posting them in a thread
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Say what you will about him but he was real as fuck for this
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