Freelance Television Cameraman, screenwriter. I sometimes make TV shows. Aspiring author. Canadian, Aussie raised. Cronulla Sharks supporter

Australia
Joined February 2023
In case youโ€™re wondering, for the last 12 years Iโ€™ve been shooting and producing a couple of different 4WD TV series that took me out bush for extended periods, but that time is now over. Iโ€™m just a regular cameraman now, hence the name change
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Words that I think we should use in every day conversation: - Forsooth - Dungarees - Huzzah - Tad - Moist E.g โ€œForsooth, I believe my dungarees are a tad moist. Huzzah!โ€
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The_Aussie_Cameraman ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ retweeted
๐—™๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ด ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ฒ, ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ: The co-pilot volunteered to be arrested and interrogated. The captain volunteered to be stabbed. Flightradar24 recorded a fake dive in real time. ADS-B Exchange independently recorded the exact same fake dive. Saudi ATC and radar logs recorded a fake emergency and landing. UAE ATC records logged the departure of a flight supposedly involved in an incident that never happened. Israeli ATC records logged the expected arrival of that same flight. The flight data recorder recorded fake altitude and control inputs. The cockpit voice recorder somehow matched the fake story too. Saudi aviation authorities agreed to write a preliminary assessment confirming a fake incident. UAE investigators agreed to open a real investigation into a staged event. Roughly 174 passengers agreed to fake an emergency and film it from every angle. Passengers agreed to storm the cockpit on cue and then give interviews afterward. Tabuk Airport and Saudi air traffic control agreed to handle a fake emergency landing. Saudi medical staff agreed to treat fake injuries and keep the secret. Israeli officials agreed to publicly discuss an incident they knew was fake. Ben Gurion Airport staff and ambulances agreed to wait for a plane that was never really in danger. News outlets independently verified fake passenger videos and all somehow reached the same conclusion. Passenger videos and photos from multiple phones all showed the same fake blood and chaos. The aircraft itself was physically damaged as part of the fake story. Saudi hospital records documented injuries from an attack that supposedly never happened. Custody and transfer records were created to document the pilots being moved to the UAE. Saudi authorities put the incident in writing in their preliminary assessment. Multiple governments and organizations issued matching official statements. Independent news organizations all separately reported the same fake event. The FlyDubai flight crew agreed to fake the entire incident. The cabin crew agreed to act terrified for the whole flight. FlyDubai management agreed to issue statements about an incident they knew was fake. So the theory requires hundreds of passengers, airline employees, medical staff, investigators, three countriesโ€™ aviation systems, flight-tracking services, journalists, physical aircraft damage, hospital records, radar data, and official documents to all be coordinated perfectly without anyone exposing it.
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Come on Knights beat those chickens!
This is awesome, letโ€™s go Knights โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ‰
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Man I didnโ€™t realize that jet lag could be a thing with just a three hour time difference between NZ and home. Yet here I am at 7:30 home time falling asleep at the dinner table!
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Iโ€™m just blown away by the beauty of Queenstown
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Feels like summer right now ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต
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I donโ€™t know where I went wrong, but somehow my eldest son has become quite the troll
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This time last week I could hardly walk. Iโ€™d had a bad fall on the Saturday and was not in a good way. As the week progressed the pain got less and less, but I had no idea if I was going to be able to even run today, let alone finish. But I did it!
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