In case youโre wondering, for the last 12 years Iโve been shooting and producing a couple of different 4WD TV series that took me out bush for extended periods, but that time is now over. Iโm just a regular cameraman now, hence the name change
Words that I think we should use in every day conversation:
- Forsooth
- Dungarees
- Huzzah
- Tad
- Moist
E.g โForsooth, I believe my dungarees are a tad moist. Huzzah!โ
The_Aussie_Cameraman ๐ฆ๐บ๐จ๐ฆ retweeted
๐๐ผ๐ฟ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐ณ๐ฎ๐น๐๐ฒ ๐ณ๐น๐ฎ๐ด ๐๐ต๐ฒ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ ๐๐ผ ๐ฏ๐ฒ ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฒ, ๐๐ผ๐ ๐ต๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ผ ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐น๐ถ๐ฒ๐๐ฒ:
The co-pilot volunteered to be arrested and interrogated.
The captain volunteered to be stabbed.
Flightradar24 recorded a fake dive in real time.
ADS-B Exchange independently recorded the exact same fake dive.
Saudi ATC and radar logs recorded a fake emergency and landing.
UAE ATC records logged the departure of a flight supposedly involved in an incident that never happened.
Israeli ATC records logged the expected arrival of that same flight.
The flight data recorder recorded fake altitude and control inputs.
The cockpit voice recorder somehow matched the fake story too.
Saudi aviation authorities agreed to write a preliminary assessment confirming a fake incident.
UAE investigators agreed to open a real investigation into a staged event.
Roughly 174 passengers agreed to fake an emergency and film it from every angle.
Passengers agreed to storm the cockpit on cue and then give interviews afterward.
Tabuk Airport and Saudi air traffic control agreed to handle a fake emergency landing.
Saudi medical staff agreed to treat fake injuries and keep the secret.
Israeli officials agreed to publicly discuss an incident they knew was fake.
Ben Gurion Airport staff and ambulances agreed to wait for a plane that was never really in danger.
News outlets independently verified fake passenger videos and all somehow reached the same conclusion.
Passenger videos and photos from multiple phones all showed the same fake blood and chaos.
The aircraft itself was physically damaged as part of the fake story.
Saudi hospital records documented injuries from an attack that supposedly never happened.
Custody and transfer records were created to document the pilots being moved to the UAE.
Saudi authorities put the incident in writing in their preliminary assessment.
Multiple governments and organizations issued matching official statements.
Independent news organizations all separately reported the same fake event.
The FlyDubai flight crew agreed to fake the entire incident.
The cabin crew agreed to act terrified for the whole flight.
FlyDubai management agreed to issue statements about an incident they knew was fake.
So the theory requires hundreds of passengers, airline employees, medical staff, investigators, three countriesโ aviation systems, flight-tracking services, journalists, physical aircraft damage, hospital records, radar data, and official documents to all be coordinated perfectly without anyone exposing it.
Man I didnโt realize that jet lag could be a thing with just a three hour time difference between NZ and home. Yet here I am at 7:30 home time falling asleep at the dinner table!























