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CHICKEN COOP
Joined May 2023
FACEIT Shop released baby strollers for 50,000 points
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Accidental clicks from instagram feed account for 99% of active users.
JUST IN: Mark Zuckerberg says Threads has surpassed X in monthly active users
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Owen Miner CS retweeted
Pet chicken does tricks when you press "E"...
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Pet chicken does tricks when you press "E"...
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I was just yelled at for calling this spot on Dust II a name that I thought everyone agreed was the common callout. Let's settle the debate, what do you call this spot on Dust II? Poll down below ⬇️
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What is the proper callout for the Boxes on Dust 2 A site?
26%New Box
35%Jump Up Box
37%Boost
2%Dumpster
771 votes • Final results
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What is the proper callout for the Boxes on Dust 2 A site?
26%New Box
35%Jump Up Box
37%Boost
2%Dumpster
771 votes • Final results
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We let this slide way too easy...
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Valve Added pet chickens as a secondary "Trust Factor" metric. If your willing to give up weekly drop, worth real money, to take care of and feed a virtual chicken (that's sole purpose is to be cute), it likely means you are a good person. Bot farms and cheaters will always choose money over happiness. If you take care of your chicken you will be placed in lobbies with other responsible pet owners. If you kill your pet chicken you will be doomed to low trust factor hell with spinnbotters as retribution. You have been warned.
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If Ohne buys it back he will be clowned even harder for re-buying it at 10x what he sold it for 😭
Banger for sale 🔥 Offers on dm I'll keep the price updated the next days
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Everyone: "Premier is literally unplayable, please update Vac" Valve:
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I keep dreaming the CS2 market will recover any day now but the way PC part prices are going I think long term there will be much less new players as people will be unable to afford a pc and will just stick to console. So there will literally not be enough new players for the amount of new skins being produced…
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Ludwig gets engaged and makes a smurf account smh
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Started playing Faceit again after not playing for 15 months and got placed level 8 (1569 elo). Already back to level 9. It has been so much fun being placed much lower than my skill level and grinding back to 10. Every game either feels like I'm smurfing or have 0 pressure to sweat and I can just have fun. Though Faceit is still FULL of mentally unstable egomaniacs that I would prefer to never interact with. I would love to return to Premier but as we ALL know that is not going to be an option for quite a while. So I will suck it up and spend my time with crybaby Faceit players for a while longer.
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Crazy that this has not happened ONCE in the history of North American CS2 Utility
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Five Seven is one hit headshot at close range and can spam fire much faster than the Deagle. The Deagle can head shot at a longer distance and has better weapon inaccuracy, but it’s still not perfect and can miss shots that are perfectly lined up at range due to its bullet spread. Deagle is a luck based weapon at range and the five seven is legitimately better than either M4 in a lot of close range duals if you have good aim.
We analyzed the most popular pistols used in over 6 million Eco rounds from Level 10 matches in Season 9. The Deagle is bought more than twice as often as the Five-Seven, but the Five-Seven is 5% more likely to get a kill.
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Niko would have won this round with a five seven btw
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If I don’t read the patch notes how am I supposed to know the 1 inch pixel gap on an unplayed map that some eastern european told me to use in all my matches because it is “meta breaking” got fixed. I might just hop in a game and lose because my new favorite pixel gap no longer exists 😕
white people be like did you read the patch notes
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Valve is more likely to add Dust III then ever remove Dust II from the map pool again and that makes me very sad.
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For anyone scared to take a break from high level CS because of "skill decay", I took 8 months off of playing Premier and only played deathmatch twice per month for less than 30 minutes. Rank went from 29,771 -> 23,703 after not playing season 4. After returning to season 5 I left about three games with cheaters for -1000 elo each and still It only took 2 weeks to get back to 25K rating. Do not be afraid to take a break, it only takes a couple weeks to return to form You will need to relearn all of your Utility though lmao Also side note the first week back was FULL of cheaters but this week only ran into a couple of cheaters. My guess is that trust factor decays after a long break from the game but returns to normal after playing for a week.
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