I was happily staring at my phone in the cafe this morning and a fella came up to me and said "Ah you're looking at your phone! You know it's bad for you."
I said "Yeah I know" and put it down.
He said "I have a trivia question, I read this in one of those magazines over there."
I said "Okay hit me with it"
He said "Okay who said this: "Nothing gives me more happiness than to try to aid the most vulnerable of this society. Whoever is in distress who calls me, I will come running."
I said I had no idea.
Property developer consultant who predicted a Labor loss at 2022 #springst election earnestly concludes that declining Yes vote is because everyone has suddenly realised that they’re mortgage stressed and - in a real turn up for the books - he knew it all along!
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Reasonably lofty standard you’ve set, but okay. How are the left-wing bonafides of the clients listed here? Will we go over them individually?
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My housemate asked me when to use “near” and when to use “close” and I have honestly never thought about this in my life
Anyway I think it’s wild that people just go ahead and move to other countries and do this all the time and we often don’t feel the need to remark upon it
I’ve been living with three Chileans for 4 weeks now and let me tell you if you’re looking for a guy who can say “I don’t understand” in Spanish I’m your guy
Did you guys hear about the 6’6” 140kg nightclub bouncer with a shaved head, tattoos down each arm, a black belt in 4 martial arts, a steely glare, and a day job in television post-production?
Apparently he was super imposing.
So far of anywhere I’ve been I’ve gotta say Auckland has the worst weather. Consistently no good for anything much at all.
I’ve been driving around Auckland for a couple of weeks now, and I gotta say my experience of the local drivers has been pretty good? You don’t hear good feedback about drivers very often but it’s been mostly pretty fine?
Looks like the Saints are reaching the back end of the flattery section of this particular flattery-deception cycle
Hey I’ve got one. It’s about a man who - seeking redemption for his imprisonment for 19 years for stealing a loaf of bread for his sister’s starving child - opens an initially revolutionary but sadly Ill-fated nation-wide gymnasium franchise.
Working title Les Mills-érables.
Does anyone else find it incredibly hard to work between multiple windows on GSuite? I can never keep track of what window has what or where I’m at…
So I have an idea for a fast food franchise. It's Chilean hotdogs, but the thing is that whatever ingredients you order - sauce, salsa, sour cream, guacamole, whatever - there's always something missing.
It's called Incompletos.