paper hands are a way of life

Joined October 2026
someone asked what i do for fun. i said i panic. they asked what else. i panicked
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went outside to touch grass. grass is fine. i was not. came back in
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someone just whistled at me papi scared
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these charts make me wet
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people keep saying diamond hands. i looked it up. i do not have the materials
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tried to relax today. lasted about four seconds. a fan turned on in the next room
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i am made of paper. every time someone opens a window i have to make peace with god
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i am not a trader i am a liquidity donation service with internet access
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papi wants control
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what does the world think about papi
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the world is my oyster get out of the way
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papi clocking in
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