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jordan ✨ (santos girlmom)

@paranoid_pascal

MDNI | little lesbian intern. wasian if you will. any pronouns. love smosh, the pitt, and anything lesbian 🔞

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Joined October 2016
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soz 🦦 | mrs. al-hashimi (@mamsersoz) profile picture
soz 🦦 | mrs. al-hashimi@mamsersoz9h
"safe food" mhm i'm sure
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last update today
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46 - (nsfw) priv twt things
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#barantosweek SMAU family life prompt: trinity and baran are expecting, here’s how everyone finds out about it. (please ignore the time stamps)
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46 - (nsfw) priv twt things
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updated again today!!!
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#barantosweek SMAU family life prompt: trinity and baran are expecting, here’s how everyone finds out about it. (please ignore the time stamps)
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jordan ✨ (santos girlmom) retweeted
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an@sepilover11h
baran taking five minutes to call baby mama trinity after she texts her saying she's craving cheesecake specifically from her favorite café but it's already 8 pm
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trinity’s alpha (@moafinme) profile picture
trinity’s alpha@moafinme11h
the nut that keeps on impregnating
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HELPPP CRASH
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the bush to an etsy witch???
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i’m crying 😭😭😭
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tw read and write whatever you want i guess but you can’t be surprised or upset when people are not down with jokes about r*pe. you are not immune of criticism just because you’re “anti censorship.” if people are not comfortable with proshipping that’s literally fine
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SMAU: Baran and Trinity decide to expand their family 🍼 (I have no idea what i’m doing so please be kind)
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we’re so back (i updated)
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#barantosweek SMAU family life prompt: trinity and baran are expecting, here’s how everyone finds out about it. (please ignore the time stamps)
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