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Relentlessly polite

Australia
Joined November 2016
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I might have drunk drink.
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Telarico wins Texas!!!
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And the Democrats are doing VERY well.
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I'm not one to brag but I got an impressive 5 for Squareword. I'm probably a genius.
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Anyway, I've been followed by Jason Statham. He seems to only post photos of himself but maybe if I engage with him about his Work we could have a proper chat. I liked the Beekeeper so I might open with that.
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Mr Fq just took Charlie the Chihuahua for a walk and when they returned I asked how far he got with Charlie before it started to rain and he smiled and said second base and I laughed so much I spilt my coffee. So I killed him.
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I was looking for Charlie the Chihuahua's historical records on the internet, and found this old post about him. Not sure where the Bean and Chips came from. Maybe names from his previous lives. The rascal.
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Hello. My name is Charlie the Chihuahua and I smell like pond scum.
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I'm in a coffee shop. It's a very encouraging one.
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I'm very pleased that Slow Horses season 6 has just appeared on my television. Join me next time I'm very pleased that Slow Horses has just appeared on my TV.
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I've been snort crying over this for hours
Little Hope was one of the very first dogs we ever rescued. We found her with a nail gun shot into her and some very severe injuries from clear animal abuse. She got over her physical injuries quite quickly but it was her mental scars that took several months to build back up and, luckily, once I did that, she found the most wonderful home in England with her gorgeous mom, Steff. Some dogs do remember you but not all do. As soon as I saw Hope during my crazy 120 km run, I think she recognized me and started playing around, although I didn't have a huge amount of time to spend with her. With about 110 km done, my body gave up and I collapsed and the medic refused to let me go any further. What I couldn't believe was that even though there were lots of people around, Hope burst through and ran over and comforted me. Now I could be being romantic about the situation and overthinking it but I also think that she knew that I was in trouble, just like she had been in trouble one day when our paths last met. You really do have to love dogs. There's nothing quite like them .
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Dreamt I was married to Donald Trump. For the fifth time. ☹️
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More nature from Australia - a possum eating an apple. Courtesy our friends in country Queensland via my possible brother.
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My possible brother took a photo of one of our local bugs. I have included a cruise ship for scale.
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Well. That was a quick Wordle.
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Anyway, someone put a Buddha outside their house and Charlie The Chihuahua has been attacking it for three days.
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Mi psicólogo: «No entiendo ese miedo tan irracional que tienes a las escaleras» Yo: «Bueno, es que de pequeño veía la serie Dinastía y...».
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I think someone needs to do something to Andy Burnham's eyebrows. Send them in a different direction or something because he looks too worried all the time. Thank you for reading.
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Anyway, Charlie The Chihuahua had to go to the emergency vet yesterday because he suddenly had trouble walking and obviously in a lot of pain. He was diagnosed with a bad back - probably disc - and given a methadone injection, some stuff to take home,and... uh...rest for 2 weeks
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Mr Fq has created an Eruption In A Mug. Look.
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