dani🍝 retweeted
People only like you because youre kind and and smart lmao. You only have friends because your presence puts people at ease and makes their day easier lol
dani🍝 retweeted
My son argued with me for 2 hours that Apple Jacks tasted the same as Froot Loops. We ended up in the grocery store parking lot with two open cereal boxes getting a lot of strange looks as I screamed “you owe me an apology”
dani🍝 retweeted
no babe ur symptoms of early onset dementia are sooo sexy u just caught me off guard that's all
dani🍝 retweeted
Self care is a pyramid scheme. First you care for yourself, then you care for others… where does it end? A good society?
dani🍝 retweeted
normalize asking bartenders if they’ve “heard any rumours lately” so they can give you a fun little side quest
dani🍝 retweeted
I feel like my generation was defined by getting groomed on kik/omegle and frantically trying to talk your tumblr friend down from suicide while your parents yell at you to put the damn phone down
