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Les chinois qui découvrent le concept de la liberté d'expression
小爱同学
@Nnnxq3j13h
既然姆巴佩可以，拿我们的领袖来开玩笑，我们是不是也可以用拿破仑来开玩笑？🤔🤔🤔
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Thank you for so much Elon
Pop Base
@PopBase15h
4 years ago today, Elon Musk bought Twitter.
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Clash Report
@clashreport8h
Netanyahu: They are trying to steal the election from us!
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الهندي اذا شرب مويه نظيفة بالغلط
Samurai_jeet 🇯🇵🇮🇳🇮🇱
@Samurai_jeet11h
Please Stop Bullying Japan! 🇮🇳❤🇯🇵
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🇬🇾@geekedgoob3h
just cancelled my temu order out of respect for mbappe
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Netanyahu's Imran Khan Arc.
Clash Report
@clashreport8h
Netanyahu: They are trying to steal the election from us!
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Bro calling yourself chinese might be worse than calling Mao a dictator 🤣🤣
Madrib Central
@MadribCentral3h
🚨💣 Vini Jr: “I have utmost RESPECT for the Chinese People and for President Xi Jinping.” Infact, I consider myself partially Chinese *smiles*. 🇨🇳
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Field Marshal Kyllian Munir
🤖 Made with AI
Kylian Mbappé
@KMbappe8h
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It means they probably have a job
Shinza
@diplomacyyapper21h
Being apolitical in 2026 is a red flag 🚩
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Jokes on you to think China wants anything that resembles cultural hegemony. The days of exporting democracy and liberalism are over.
Ben Harris
@btharris9310h
Replying to @btharris93
You can't hope to achieve anything resembling cultural hegemony when even the mildest jokes are perceived as a declaration of war on the nation.
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Pakistaniyon ka aik aur abbu daalay me chukka gaya
Zard si Gana
@ZardSi19h
🚨🇮🇷 BREAKING Iranian Professor Marandi mysteriously remains silent after the successful talks between Iran, Saudi Arabia and Türkiye, arranged by Pakistan. - Some sources say he has been having sudden health issues since yesterday.
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新任中国国家主席——姆近平
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Kylian Mbappé
@KMbappe8h
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🚨🇮🇷 BREAKING Iranian Professor Marandi mysteriously remains silent after the successful talks between Iran, Saudi Arabia and Türkiye, arranged by Pakistan. - Some sources say he has been having sudden health issues since yesterday.
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Sher Khan@K4anSh3r8h
Murad Saeed and youthiyas now write ten essays a day about how Imran Khan was against resettling the TTP in KP. They deliberately repeat the lie until people mistake it for truth. Fertile minds keep rewriting history.
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I run test of divisibility of 7 and 11 on every number plate I see on the road
Tanyaaaa@just_tanyaaaOct 26
Mathematics is truly one of the best ways to sharpen your mind and resist brain rot!!
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Mathematics is truly one of the best ways to sharpen your mind and resist brain rot!!
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"If our four countries sit together, many of the regions problem can be solved. This trip would be the beginning of a real transformation in the region." "Despite the American threats, these three major countries came to Iran and talk to us. That shows that the American have no more impact on the world." - Major General Mohsen Rezai, Secretary of Iran’s Supreme National Security Council
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Fué vestido de Claude 😭😭😭
Actu Foot
@ActuFoot_Oct 26
🚨🚨 LAMINE YAMAL 🇪🇸 EST BIEN ARRIVÉ À LA CÉRÉMONIE DU #BALLONDOR !!!! 🌸 Premier sacre pour lui ce soir ?
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Growing up is realizing Delilah was out there getting fucked in New York City 🤣
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