If a man ordered a beer milk shake, he thought, he’d better do it in a town where he wasn’t known.

Why don’t we start by not being terrible…
Joined February 2009
Well fuck
Replying to @ThomasJPenn
The single most dangerous spots are primary counterforce targets hit first with multiple high-yield warheads: US ICBM silo fields around Malmstrom AFB (Montana), Minot AFB (North Dakota) and F.E. Warren AFB (Wyoming), plus command centers like the Pentagon or equivalent sites near Moscow. Near-total vaporization and intense fallout leave essentially zero survival odds.
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The story of this series is going to be the Brewers being cursed due to bad mojo from their dumb handling of the golden tickets…
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By other partners he means Russia..
SECRETARY RUBIO: There's nothing being deliberately denied to Ukraine. It's simply a balance between our obligations to other partners, and frankly, our own standards and requirements for our own facilities as well.
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Listening to the NDSU game on radio(well, streaming online, but whatever). I keep forgetting that their announcer sounds just like Weird Al in UHF when he gets excited...
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fact that so many “lawyers” on Twitter disagree with this point is insane to me
So I checked on this. The DC Circuit Court of Appeals has held that you cannot call yourself a lawyer if you have not passed the bar, citing the dictionary and the laws of at least 14 states. In re Banks, 561 A.2d 158, 164 (D.C. 1987)
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One of the biggest problems of X is everyone can see the stupid shit I feel the need to respond to...
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A MODERATE risk is in effect in our Day 3 Excessive Rainfall Outlook. More details: wpc.ncep.noaa.gov/qpf/excess…
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This would make me feel safe if I knew which side of the river I’m suppose to be on…
This will probably get me killed by a bear, but I just want you all to know that almost nobody gets killed by bears this side of the Mississippi. It’s super rare. Even non-lethal bear attacks are very rare.
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Un animador de Pixar que trabajó en Ratatouille, WALL-E y Up se tomó un año sabático de la empresa para volver a España y hacer esto. 5 minutos que ganaron el LA Shorts Fest. ALMA de Rodrigo Blaas, es terrorífico sin sustos.
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Hey @Wendys , we back to whole leaf lettuce yet or can I keep avoiding your food?
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does each part of her outfit look like something you dishes with?
I'm not trying to be mean, I just don't understand how this happens as a person with a team of professionals whose job it is to make sure you look good.
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So, I haven't listened to an NDSU game on radio in ages... Man, when he gets excited Neidermann sounds like just Weird Al in the movie UHF...
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Hey @burgerking, it is time to make a decision. Fix your awful portion sizes for your standard burgers, or get back to calling them Burger Bundles(or Buddies)... youtu.be/uMcaFPVwvZs?si=NyXu…
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X has decided my for you page needs to keep including peoples Loeb Classical Library collections…
Just added a 3rd bookshelf to my study. My shelves have finally outpaced my books. Time to buy more books.
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Episode 3 of Lanterns is ridiculous
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Dnd announcing a bunch of new stuff, look forward to everyone proudly proclaiming it crap before we see any of it
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