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Michael Patrick retweeted
Every billionaire, pilot, artist they all started as "the stupid one" in the room. Sense is never at the beginning.
Sense is the REWARD for starting.
You think you need a perfect plan. You don't. You need to start nonsense
Michael Patrick retweeted
BIAFRA WILL BE FREE!
They talk down on Biafra; we defend it.
They kill our people and remain silent; we speak out.
They attack Igbo men, condemn our culture, and try to undermine our identity; we stand up to defend our people and heritage.
We will not be intimidated into silence. We will continue to speak out for justice, defend the dignity of our people, and stand for what we believe is right.
Our commitment remains firm until Biafra is restored.
Michael Patrick retweeted
You don’t get sense before you start.
You get sense AFTER you start.
That "stupid" idea.
That small plane.
| That video in your room.
It looks like nonsense now.
It becomes sense later.
Start nonsense.
Michael Patrick retweeted
If I had known, I wouldn’t have applied for this subscription in the first place because I’m not even getting subscribers at all. 😂😂 Some people are getting subscribers every single day. Abeg, make una show me the secret o. 😂
Michael Patrick retweeted
Causing of saggy breasts are
No b everything I go dey teach Una now
Top causes, no cap:
1. Gravity + Time: Your girls are literally fighting gravity 24/7. Over time the ligaments (Cooper's ligaments) that hold them up stretch. It's aging, not your fault.
2. Size matters:Bigger chest = more weight = more pull = sags faster. Physics.
3. No bra support: Constantly going braless especially when working out lets them bounce and stretch the skin more.
4. Weight fluctuations:Yo-yo dieting, gaining and losing weight fast — skin loses elasticity and can't snap back.
5. Pregnancy / Breastfeeding: Hormones + milk filling them up and then deflating stretches everything. Not breastfeeding itself, but the whole process.
6. Smoking & Collagen: Smoking, too much sun, bad diet = breaks down collagen and elasticity. Skin gets weak.
7. Genetics: Some people just have more elastic skin, some don't. Your DNA chose the difficulty level.
Michael Patrick retweeted
Another day to remind you that the person advising you to leave your partner is always on your Partners DM begging them to be with them.
Be mindful
Michael Patrick retweeted
Instead of you to encourage me by giving me money
You are telling me keep pushing, keep pushing what?.
Did I tell you I am pregnant ?
Michael Patrick retweeted
Today's public holiday was well utilized
As we had our Annual Thanksgiving in Bayelsa state.
Tomorrow we go back to work
Power belongs to GOD alone
🤖 Made with AI
