The word is my oyster. he/him

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Joined September 2011
Most people don't know this but King Tut changed his name. It was originally King Tsk. I'll show myself out.
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TFW you spend an hour on the phone with spectrum who are holding your phone number hostage. Guess it’s time for a new number! #dobetterspectrum
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THIS STATUS IS JOY I have confused the letters that were in the poem and which you were busily scribbling for a book Forgive me they were a pale view so sad and so exact #anagram
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TFW you already got paid on the first day and the producer gives everybody a surprise check on closing. Who does that? Upstream, that’s who.
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Constrained poetry = encrypted orations. #anagram
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TFW you seize the day for your Ragtime audition.
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TFW you remember your “old” professor beating YOUR ENTIRE CLASS at tag. #webco #garyglasgow
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Fool am I, sad as I'm aloof. #palindrome
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TFW you laugh doing dishes bec you remember @tomridgely calling them “water chores” 😂
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Be in a reading of "waiting for lefty"? I'll do it! oh that guy's in it? Nevermind! oh I get to punch him? I'll do it!
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my new favorite terrible answer lol
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May a root, atop a moor, groom a potato or a yam? #palindrome
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The Pearl With The Girl Earring
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back in the saddle again... and now we wait!
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I’m old enough to remember Will’s handwritten post-its on the returned MS. “Too many words.” and “Too common a theme, I’m afraid.”
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my own private #mysteryhunt is IDing random components for #boardgames for strangers on the internet
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