Hubby, daddy, golfer, geek and much much more...I think...

PDX, OR
Joined August 2008
Who the hell wears draw-string jeans?!?
Had a great time serving as honorary grand marshal for the Cats of Sunnyside walking tour! Nothing beats good neighbors and the community spirit that makes Oregon so special.
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Why are y'all trying to "deliver" my yet-to-be-returned ballot for @ChristineDrazan for me and how did you know my address and name? Get off my lawn!
9 days until the election means 9 days to get out the vote! DPO Chair Nathan Soltz here, reminding everyone to get their ballot in as soon as possible! To find your nearest ballot dropbox, go to dpo.org/dropbox.
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Huh. I had no idea @elonmusk was running for Governor of Oregon. 🤔
Oregon's future shouldn't be dictated by trillion-dollar corporations - it should be decided by Oregonians. I'm proud to stand alongside @Janefonda in the fight to put people over mega-corporate interests. As your Governor, that's exactly what I'll continue to do.
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🚨🚨 Never give your ballot to anyone unsolicited!! 🚨🚨
Hi folks. I have an important public service announcement for all voters, but especially Republicans! If appears that the opposition may be harvesting our ballots. A few nights ago a suspicious man knocked on our door. He said he was canvassing for Drazan and asked if we would like to give him our ballots. Very suspicious! I was able to record this event on my security camera. We checked with the Drazan campaign to verify he was not canvassing on their behalf. This has been reported to our county Election Integrity Team for action. Sadly, this activity is not illegal!!! Everyone must be careful with your ballot. The safest plan is to place it this ballot box yourself. This morning, I saw this post on Nextdoor from another Washington County resident: “Yesterday, a young lady came into our yard, knew my name and my husband‘s name because she looked at a voting register. She asked if we were voting for Christine Drazon. Then she said I want to be really nice and take those ballots so that the people don’t have to.”
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JUST IN: Ammonia tank explodes at seafood facility in Newport, Oregon. Area being evacuated.
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$100 bet with anyone that @PortlandPolice does jack squat about it.
Julie, a 57-year-old lesbian, was shoved down by a male @ThornsFC fan and tumbled over two rows of chairs. All for wearing an @xx_xyathletics shirt. He later apologized and said he didn’t know why he did it, he was just following the crowd. She has filed a police report.
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Thanks for the free hat @golfzongolf! ⛳️🤠
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Her mini-bullhorn is entirely unserious, just like whatever point it is she's trying to make.
Janelle Bynum pontificates on a pile of 10,000+ (in 2025 alone) mutilated, aborted Oregon babies. Bynum is doing her best interpretation of ghetto Jasmine Crockett on the graves of the dead children and teacher. She is the epitome of the scumiest politicians, particularly from Oregon, and possesses zero self control. Bynum is showing her true, disgusting colors. Vote for @PattiAdairOR for Oregon's District 5 to restore some respect to the office. @RepBynum @bynum4thewin
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Putting it out there. 2 spots left. Sunday, 11:20 AM at @PumpkinRidgeGC. Wanna play golf with me and the kiddo? I was able to coupon @GolfNow to $95/ea. Go reserve your spot now! ⛳️⛳️
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Huh...my @bot friends just slid into my DMs. 🤔 Interesting move. Can't wait for my limit to be hit faster now with less friction. 🤣
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Yup. @TinaKotek made sure "people were fed" alright... 🙄
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Let's give away a center shaft putter. Here's how to win. • Retweet this tweet • Fill out the form in the next tweet Can pick from any of the three model options in the photos. RH or LH. Not even on our website yet, if that gets you going. Runs through Friday 10/23 at 7:00 pm Central. Winner will be selected by 10:00 am Central on 10/24. Back to the lab.
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Oh Toby...you've been ratioed. Just admit it. Nobody likes you. 😉
Replying to @ORSecretaryRead
1. You mailed my deceased mother-in-law ballots for over 2 years after she passed. 2. Elections Division gets ZERO notice from Vital Records about death events. You are so full of BS my comment smells like poo.
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Door knocking to sign drops to sign waves, my volunteers and I are out in the communities of this district!! It’s time to change Oregons direction to the positive and not settle for being at the bottom! Let’s send Stroh to Salem
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Y'all...we are WAY behind the curve here. 🙈
Replying to @libsoftiktok
@libsoftiktok @BrandiKruse My school in Tukwila WA, (Foster highschool) decided to dedicate an entire week in history class on learning about how to avoid ICE, and about Renee Good and Alex Pretti. YOUR TAX DOLLARS ARE PAYING FOR THIS!
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Look at your property tax bill. Vote accordingly.
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Um..."Mr." Doyle: Everyone who lives more than 15 blocks outside downtown would like a word with you. Maybe start in the top part of the South Hill. Then hop over to 9 Mile. 🙈🙈
I'm sorry but I don't want a pink haired Sheriff. It's not professional and doesn't inspire confidence. From Spokane WA.
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Wait...you want us to regulate your AI deepfake you got caught posting today? Ok. @CommunityNotes will be visiting your post shortly. 🤣🤣
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Vote for Christine Drazan to stop this madness from Kotek!
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