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“Knicks summer”
A thunderstorm passes over lower Manhattan and One World Trade Center in New York, seen from the 102nd floor of the Empire State Building, Friday evening #newyorkcity #nyc #newyork @empirestatebldg #thunderstorm
Jewish boys with glasses and a fresh cut wearing a Diddy Kong and Dixie Kong T shirt can't have a crazy bicep pump
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Hi @PlayStation! I would like to think I'm the Lebron James of academics. I've been a straight A student and wanted to reward my hard work by acquiring a PS5. I would love to reserve my copy on such a beautifully engineered machine. Thank you for listening.
Sincerely,
Ishmam
i had a pretty moderate sized rip on my ass and no one at work said anything #bitchesbefakeasFUCK
Type of condition “why don’t you just run outside” askers expect you to run through to burn 150 calories before work
How people who say “just run outside” react when someone running outside mildly inconveniences them on the road
I wear this Michelin hoodie because I feel like him sometimes. Large, white, inflated, with belly rolls. I also really like eating food and rating it.




















