So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and Archive.org went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.

Information on the upcoming Cyberpunk 2.5 update has leaked early! Here’s all the major features coming with Cyberpunk 2.5, its a huge update: - FOV slider is coming to consoles - Mod support for conoles is also coming, works the same as it does in Witcher 3 Remastered - TWO new side quests: 'Clampdown' set before Edgerunners S2 and “Welcome to Paradise” which takes V in a “mysterious tour of Night City” - New perk called “Double Trouble” which allows you to dual wield pistols or revolvers. - New radio stations that only plays music from Edgerunners 1 & 2 - New 'Glamdocs' vendors have been added, where you can customise the look of your arm and hand cyberware. These are new characters with new lines of dialogue - 5 new clothing sets and new hairstyles for both male and female V - Photo mode ypdated - Save files are now separated into folders for each playthrough - Fixed HDR settings on PS5 - Bug fixes Blows my mind they went ahead and did all this after it felt like Cyberpunk 2077 support had wrapped up, seriously amazing work to CDPR!

Christopher Nolan is reportedly in early talks with Lucasfilm to direct a dark, standalone ‘STAR WARS’ film focused on the rise of Darth Bane and the Creation of the Rule of Two.

The current state of apps on iPhone Duo: youtu.be/ESABTN4VtrA

The NSA is telling American companies to take production systems offline. The AI-era of cybersecurity has fully arrived.

GPT-6.1-Sol reasoning traces totally legible, nothing to worry about

AI has read the whole internet. But it’s never run payroll or a business. We’re changing that. Today, we’re launching Emet, our AI lab for model evaluation and training, and Pangaea, our first family of models for global work. On real payroll tasks, the best AI model fully solves only 49%. Close enough to look right. Wrong enough to break a paycheck. At Emet, in-country experts define what getting it right looks like. We turn that into public benchmarks and training data, and score every model against them. Ours included. Pangaea is the first proof. Built on open-weight models and trained with Emet, it gets close to top-model accuracy, up to 3x faster, at a fraction of the cost. @deel and the payroll teams that joined us bring decades of experience running payroll, HR, and compliance across 150+ countries. Knowledge the internet doesn’t have. Emet puts it to work for every AI model, not just ours.

improved touch area for precision feels like an ipad now good night 😴

Just spoke to another founder who’s moving to Munich now. That makes the fifth person this week on top of another five last week.

Just joined MEGA - four weeks with @theo, @techgirl1908, @kentcdodds and @johnlindquist. Starts Oct 26. mega.dev #megadev

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang to Chancellor Merz: I've also heard you say that you want to find that balance between innovation and regulation. There's nothing to regulate if the industry doesn't thrive.