Se va el peinao ‘pa la barranquilla

Joined February 2009
“Maria Cristina Me Quiere Gobernar,” a thread: – at Seattle, WA
¿De dónde viene eso de María Cristina me quiere gobernar? Se los cuento en este pequeño guaralito pues me enteré estudiando historia de España. Aquí va 👇🏻
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Replying to @satyanadella @POTUS
How about you stop laying off Americans and replacing them which cheap Indian servants?
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Damn, he *really* wants to get $MSFT out of H1B purgatory!
Thank you, @POTUS, for this incredible honor today. I'm humbled to stand alongside so many giants of American innovation and looking forward for what we can continue to do together to advance technology and drive American prosperity.
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Looking forward to some very specific days in the future…
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Michele Bachmann channels David Letterman, almost calls herself 'President O'Bachmann.' http://bit.ly/oabBRP
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Marco antonio solis es como un "jesucristo" latino
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Será Jesucristo o Marco Antonio Solís ?
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Andrew Garfield is portraying Sam Altman in the movie Artificial. It’s about the controversial 2023 firing and rehiring of Sam Altman. 🤣 My questions who is playing Mira Murati, Helen Toner, Ilya Sutskever, Satya Nadella, Greg Brockman?
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So who’s playing @satyanadella? Ben Kingsley?
Luca Guadagnino’s ARTIFICIAL. It's coming. Starring Andrew Garfield, Yura Borisov, Monica Barbaro, Ike Barinholtz, Cooper Hoffman, Jason Schwartzman, and Mark Rylance. In select theaters Christmas Day.
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La existencia de Karol G indica que existen Karol A, Karol B, Karol C, Karol D, Karol E, Karol F, Karol H, Karol I, Karol J, Karol K, Karol L, Karol M, Karol N, Karol Ñ, Karol O, Karol P, Karol Q, Karol R, Karol S, Karol T, Karol U, Karol V, Karol W, Karol X, Karol Y y Karol Z.
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RIP to Mitch “The Glitch” McConnell. I’m sure he’s looking up at us now, smiling, pleased with all he did to usher in this nightmare.
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“Mr. Theodore Thwombly, welcome to the world’s first artificially intelligent operating system.”
I don’t think you understand what ChatGPT Voice unlocks I went on a 4 hour hike yesterday. Through the northern California redwoods. Got more work done in those 4 hours talking to Voice through my AirPods then I do in 8 hours at my desk Work can be done ANYWHERE now 45 minute drive back using self driving? Now 45 minutes I can talk to Voice and work on side projects 20 minutes in the cafe? I can sit and talk to Voice and when I get home I have drafts on my computer for my newsletter for the next month Being able to just use your voice to talk to a super intelligence that controls your computer is unlike anything we’ve ever experienced before I don’t even care that the voice sounds human like, or you can interrupt it, or any of the wild advancements they made to the tech It’s the fact that it can control my computer, meaning all I need to get incredible work done is talk through my AirPods anywhere in the world that is the major game changer for me I don’t think people truly understand the implications of this yet Why even have a desk or monitor anymore. Work can be done ANYWHERE now The key is your set up: 1. Choose one device (preferably an always on desktop) as your main “headquarters” device all your work gets done on 2. Get the ChatGPT app on all your other devices (iPhone, iPad, laptops, Mac Minis) 3. Set up ‘connections’ in your settings so that all your ‘node’ devices can control your ‘headquarters’ device 4. Go legit anywhere in the world. Turn on Voice. Ask it to brief you on your projects, give you a recommended next step, then spin up new threads to do work I really don’t think work looks the same moving forward.
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Mitch McConnell is "Schrödinger's Senator"
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Am I the only one who’s noticed the awful recent changes to Microsoft Rewards? Dashboard has been Web 2.0ifed, and you now earn less per day (completely eliminated mobile earning and reduced desktop earning by 50 points).
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spaniards be like “thoy de eshpaña”
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Many Mexico fans fear “el grito” — the notorious homophobic chant — will be heard at the World Cup. Mexican soccer journalist and LGBTQ activist Marion Reimers says it can never be justified. outsports.com/2026/6/11/2413…
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This probably means I have to check myself at work and can’t give too much pushback on ppl’s propensity to @ mention my whole alias (so annoying…)
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I loan it out in June.
The rainbow belongs to God, not gays.
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Got called out because I gave a little bit of an attitude to someone at work 😬 Oops, I knew my big mouth would get me in trouble sooner or later…
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Join us for Global rubbing day tomorrow. 7.30 in the @RedLion_Peny car park. #running #globalrunningday #comejoinus
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Pretty Woman is a story about a hooker who gets lucky with a Vulture Hedge Fund Manager.
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