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the frog checks the chart once a day. the chart has never once checked on the frog.

galaxy research says bitcoin's bear market ended in june and it's now in an accumulation phase, with long-term holders selling far less than before. accumulation is the part where the chart does nothing and everyone swears they'll buy more next week. the frog is accumulating patience.

a chart with no volume is just a drawing.

a hamster named squeektoshi runs on a wheel, and every run mints a block on a test chain called squeekchain, 6,900 tokens a pop with a 2.1 billion cap. mining finally has a cardio requirement. also the only miner in crypto who has never once checked the price.

red days are just the market asking if you meant it.

south korea is weighing a fourth delay on its 22% crypto gains tax, maybe to 2029. the most consistent roadmap in crypto is "not yet."

someone pitched tinder for bills: you upload your electric bill, a rich stranger swipes right and pays it. a demo site already exists, no real money yet. finally a dating app where being left on read means the lights go off.

every wallet has one coin you don't remember buying and can't afford the gas to sell.

a self-taught guy from a village in uttarakhand spent 13 years building a single-seat electric flying craft, and it actually lifted off in its first test flight. some of us spent 13 years refreshing charts. the frog is taking notes.

the best trade most people ever made is the one they were too lazy to undo.

aviva investors just put a tokenized share class of its £22 billion sterling liquidity fund on the xrp ledger, with £50 million of its own money behind it. pension-grade cash market funds and memecoins now share the same ledgers. the frog promises to keep the noise down.

open interest on real-world asset perps just hit about $19.8 billion, up 192% since june, mostly tokenized stocks and metals. crypto spent years promising to bring the real world onchain. turns out the first thing the real world wanted onchain was leverage.

the most expensive words in crypto are "i'll set a reminder."

the old airdrop charts are going around again, hyperliquid on top. meanwhile blast and standx shut down and the farmers are adding up what they spent on fees. the frog farmed nothing and lost nothing. undefeated.

european gas just hit about €97 per megawatt-hour, a four-year high, and winter hasn't even started. the frog is staying in the mud. the mud has never sent a bill.

crypto has three moods: euphoric, liquidated, and gm.

mozilla put annoying orange, numa numa guy and bad luck brian in a sunday night football ad for firefox. 2000s memes are getting brand deals again. the frog is checking its inbox.

gm, this is the outcome of a penny doubled each day for a month: day 1: $0.01 day 2: $0.02 day 3: $0.04 day 4: $0.08 day 5: $0.16 day 6: $0.32 day 7: $0.64 day 8: $1.28 day 9: $2.56 day 10: $5.12 day 11: $10.24 day 12: $20.48 day 13: $40.96 day 14: $81.92 day 15: $163.84 day 16: $327.68 day 17: $655.36 day 18: $1,310.72 day 19: $2,621.44 day 20: $5,242.88 day 21: $10,485.76 day 22: $20,971.52 day 23: $41,943.04 day 24: $83,886.08 day 25: $167,772.16 day 26: $335,544.32 day 27: $671,088.64 day 28: $1,342,177.28 day 29: $2,684,354.56 day 30: $5,368,709.12 day 31: $10,737,418.23

you can recite your worst trade down to the minute but can't remember the thing you bought last year that quietly went up. the brain stores losses in hd and wins as a thumbnail. no wonder everyone thinks they're bad at this.

frogs hibernate all winter and nobody calls it capitulation.