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I bet that you gon’ love me. & I respect that you don’t know yet. 📸IG: @peppermaxwell

Washington, DC
Joined March 2009
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guys look at how gorgeous this was
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there's so much you realise while bathing .
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Fred Armisen breaks down the fascinating evolution of conversational accents and speech patterns decade by decade on The Tonight Show. "I've been working on some impressions of accents through the decades" 1900s: "the manufacturer and the farmer, people thought it was very British, but it's actually very Dutch and German" 1920s: "They start getting very aware of the microphone" 1950s: "It starts to flatten out a little bit. I'd like to on a Friday night, I'd like to read a book on a Friday night" 1960s: "Diverges a little bit where there's an official sort of news hour... and then the sort of people in interviews looked like they were in shock" 1970s: "There's a whisper to it. There's a sort of confusion as to what's going on, there's a whisper" 1990s: "Very kind of laid back, wow, the nineties laid back, yeah, very sarcastic and ironic, wow" 2000s: "You start to hear the vocal fry... guys are in a meeting and they can sort of hear that throughout when they're talking on a conference call"
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Not to be a boomer but it feels like every flight recently has “run out of overhead space” like 3 minutes into boarding….its a conspiracy theory that I’m actually interested in….
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Britani Bateman: #RHOSLC
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hobby lobby is so interesting
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where is the Morris Chestnut factory my god
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I actually cannot fucking wait to be finished with college I hate living in a constant cycle of deadlines and stress
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Whose baby daddy is at the hospital rn??
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Can I Have My Spinrilla Library Back 😭
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it’s crazy how non threatening 9pm feels when I WFH the next day
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guess who woke up at the beach today? thats right, the fish. because I’m at work rn.
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POV: You slept 3 hours and still came to work
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Justice for He Think I Love him!!
The way this trilogy been holding me down in the gym 😮‍💨
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ts is fmu shorty weak af 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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DESTIN CONRAD TAKING THAT HOMOPHOBIC ANTHEM AND MAKING THIS >>
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I’m warning Beyoncé not to call me to do a verse on act iii.
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Maybe your baby is crying because he wants a Crunchwrap Supreme.
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Como eu me sinto colocando "!!!" no final da frase
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