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x - a marcheron apologist@perfectionline30 Dec 2025

I DID NOT EXPECT TO WAKE UP TO PEAK FUCKING MARCHERON TODAY GUYS ITS REAL

@babybergy3730 Dec 2025

Patrice Bergeron acting like Brad Marchand

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That’s it. That’s the retweet.

caleb (ｰ̀дｰ́) 🐧🏒🦈@jell0_b0wl12h

Replying to @jell0_b0wl

GUYS I’M SORRY I WAS NOT AWARE BRAD KISSES BOYS PLS FORGIVE ME 😭

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I will be there come hell or high water 😭

37 days to go ⏳

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Tweets that come back to haunt you.

Brayden Pachal Fan REBIGGLE SZN@Dylan1269520327 Dec 2025

Replying to @MikeGrinnell_

Hagens is a bust unfortunately

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This is the winner

@babybergy3710h

Mark Kastelic and Tanner Jeanot as Shaggy and Fred from Scooby-Doo

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NEXT LEVEL JJ PETERKA

lily🐻@tonyseagul1s7h

im losing it over this

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I love explaining to non-hockey civilians why fighting is a thing in hockey.

@NHLBruinsOct 25

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Back of the balcony seats. Patrice Bergeron is a man of the people. The People’s Saint ✊🏽

Bergy in the building. Patrice watched last night’s win with his family and his son Zack's Newton Youth Hockey team, which took part in the Future Bruins scrimmage on @tdgarden ice before the game.

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Gonna add Xanax to my mashed potatoes this year at thanksgiving I swear to fucking-

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Mar³⁹@maronmeadowsOct 25

I hurd genz is trying to cancel kasty

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Ahahahahaha whoops you played the #nerevs

Major League Soccer

"Brilliant to watch. They're exciting." Phil Neville on @PhilaUnion's 15-game unbeaten streak.

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hagens for calder@44hagenzOct 25

AND FUCK THE SAN JOSE SHARKS

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This is truth. The Future is Black and Gold

the golden flow to top it off@annielkozakOct 25

My problematic opinion is if you’re from New England and you were rooting for the Sharks tonight you deserve the disappointment. The Boston Bruins are a generational curse placed upon you from the moment you’re born into this region. Forsaking it is deserving of suffering.

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Major League Soccer

.@NERevolution take all the spoils in a crucial six-pointer. 👏

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@mlsreactsOct 24

If a group wearing "I ♥️ Puppies" shirts invaded random supporters sections, showed no interest in the match, disrupted people around them chanting about puppies while the supporters do their team chants, then record themselves being escorted out of the stadium playing the victim they'd be ridiculed for the performative nonsense it is.

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@MikeGrinnell_Oct 25

Its time we have a serious conversation about the Boston Bruins

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Khusnutmintagens is the future, not teal. #nhlbruins

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We all owe swayman a beer

@ConorRyan_93Oct 25

Frederic Brunet owes Jeremy Swayman a beer.

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This ford f150 final five brought to you by my absolute total fucking anxiety

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hagens for calder@44hagenzOct 25

HAGENS FOR CALDER

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x - a marcheron apologist@perfectionlineOct 25

That’s how you fucking come back from the San Jose Diving Team. PASTA & HAGENS MY KINGS

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