I must confess when I hear “Welcome To Country” on a Qantas flight, for example, which speaks of respect I can’t quite reconcile it with the behavior of Qantas regarding its treatment of passengers and excess of management. It starts to sound like lip service to me…

Oooh…cant wait … So much news!!…finally a toilet related story we can all give a shit about…stay ing classy….

Two things. First, Tar is a mind numbingly dull movie… and second, have I missed the outrage over why Cate Blanchett, a straight privileged white female, is playing a ”U-haul lesbian” thus denying a gay actress the opportunity to star in a mind numbingly dull movie?

Maybe Peter Dutton could try adding Ed Kavalee to the ministry to see if that’ll help ratings…#auspol

The bitter irony, it seems, is being shot by a stranger in a mass shooting is a statement of inclusiveness and equality in the United States. There’s nothing more American than apple pie or being murdered by an active shooter…

Apparently they are now going to get delivery drivers to actually ring the doorbell and wait until they know for sure no one is home before leaving a card…#innovation #revolutionary

Deliveroo riders were delivered the bad news by BadNewseroo…a wholly owned Australian deliverer of bad news…

Bravo! And at 211 cm this may make him, up til now, the tallest gay man in history… NBL 2022: Melbourne United star Isaac Humphries comes out publicly gay, sparks overwhelming reaction from America…

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So much news in one tweet…

Liam Hemsworth will be stepping in and playing me at a family lunch next weekend.

Everything can go in the dryer if you just don’t are.

Or “Who does what on what?”

His loophole is he is investing heavily technology that’ll let him live forever…

“Put George in a nice sweater. Research shows people forgive someone wearing a nice sweater”

FFS…now Scott Cam is auditioning for host of ACA…