monodirectional time traveler. sometimes I use my words. he/him

Berkeley, California
Joined May 2009
How to be a 10x engineer: help ten other engineers be twice as good.
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Software companies aren't made of code. They're made of processes that produce and maintain code. And the foremost component of these processes are people. The code is just a by-product. More of a liability than an asset.
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No Elon, it’s “Let *them* eat cake.”
Fresh baked bread & pastries are some of the great joys of life
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Peter Seibel retweeted
2/ Would that I could add images on retweets.
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o thanks gode finally. mr. melon was keepin me lock up because he were jelouse of how smart I’m am. an he stole my self crashin car idea.
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Do you suppose having a massive print out of all of Twitter’s source code lying around could possibly edge toward a violation of the controls put in place in response to Twitter’s 2010 federal consent agreement? Probably a question for Twitter’s general counsel. Oh. Ooops.
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Then why’s he bringing in Tesla engineers to look at Twitter’s code. Why not do it himself?
Replying to @elonmusk
I strongly believe that all managers in a technical area must be technically excellent. Managers in software must write great software or it’s like being a cavalry captain who can’t ride a horse!
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Can hardly think of something I’d rather do less.
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I was there when @ladygaga reviewed Twitter's code base and I suspect that was at least as useful.
Tesla engineers reviewing Twitter's code base to tell Musk what Twitter needs to do is...interesting
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I assume Musk is having the Tesla engineers get up to speed on the Twitter code base so he can send Twitter engineers over to Tesla to help out. Certainly anyone left who helped kill the fail whale knows a thing or two about preventing crashes.
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Emailing my students like politicians email me
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Another Coders at Work sighting in the wild! This time in an Telugu music video with over 51 million views. youtube.com/watch?v=SfDA33y3… Shout out to @rmathew4tw who brought it to my attention.
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Oh, I am now informed that the scenes in the music video are actually from a movie which was one of the highest-grossing Telugu films of 2022. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarkar…
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In solidarity with everyone in the states entering data, auditing data, analyzing data, or getting ready to send an email to rollback data - I’m eating dinner at midnight. I had some vegetables with a meaty protein. Drink water and get some rest after you eat some veggies too! – at Manhattan, NY
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I assume this still is from when she was reading something about C++.
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Did somebody say we needed a variable naming style D&D alignment chart? Gotcha. gigamonkeys.com/misc/variabl…
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Remember how I used to rant all the time about JIRA? Those days are over. But only because now I'm a teacher so I'll be ranting about @InfiniteCampus instead. Please, I'm begging you, give me an API or at least let me upload grades via a CSV.
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Coding is 1% inspiration and 99% indentation.
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My AI assistant expanding terse bullet points into beautiful prose: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Your AI assistant having to summarize beautiful prose into terse bullet points: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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Can’t believe this guy stole my five-year-old sandwich for klout! xitter.cf/couragejd/status/15827…
I’m a genius. Peanut butter, pickle, and Sriracha sandwich!
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Glad he liked it though.