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with the release of the new ocarina of time I wanted to remind you all I made a game where you are a kid who can't wait to wake up and unwrap the new legend of zelda. you can play it for free here: pezomi.itch.io/gbmjam5
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"Homer's new boss is a Bond villain" is a decent joke. "Homer's new boss is a Bond villain and Homer somehow doesn't notice" is an all timer
30 years ago today, The Simpsons first met Hank Scorpio (and Homer said goodbye to a shoe for the second time in his life). “You Only Move Twice” first aired November 3, 1996.
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Watch out for the shaq attack! #TheSimpsons
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These wooden sculptures are by Spanish artist Kiko Miyares from his series featuring cars with solid, extended headlight beams
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光の三原色ヨシ
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"you can aim forever, but the arrow only flies when you let go" is probably the best sentence I've read in a while
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You Only Die Once (2024), by Gabe Leonard
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りんごの収穫の時期になりました…
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nostalgia is like alcohol. in small dosages if makes you feel alive. in large dosages, you are riding an e-scooter back to your flat while eating a shawarma then the shawarma is lost to the wind and you're bouncing on the cement like a deflated basketball
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Hexagonal growth in a black olive tree.
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For the past couple of weeks I haven’t been able to get this notion out of my head
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I ate something sus earlier and was queasy for hours. finally threw up, and awash in relief and joy and gratitude, for… access to the default state. I know Baudelaire spoke of this… the ecstatic zeal of the convalescent, the recovered man, yelling isn’t it marvellous to be!!!
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Imagine drunk driving this thing
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This aesthetic was crystallized in this 2024 Super Bowl DoorDash ad, which I wrote at the time “envisions paradise as a suburban home packed to the rafters with Products”
For a lot of people. The dream is to own a home. Buy things and put them in the home. And not go anywhere. Surround yourself with stuff. People. Kids. Pets. Like a castle
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sometimes a family is evil cocaine dad, hologram mommy, a loose monitor lizard, and nathan fielder
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