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@pglonghouse

don’t believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free

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Joined February 2022
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what i look like. If you even care
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Nahhhh my playlist is so random. It went from Deftones to The Beatles LMAOOOO. My eclectic taste leads to quite humorous juxtapositions.
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Mommy is so sorry she waited so long to have you, she was busy finding what specialty cocktails and and niche perfume combinations fit her personality, and also the sample sales were just really great that decade
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Ideal job: Blackpill actuary. I would be in charge of a team of dedicated statisticians whose job it is is to calculate the chances of it being over for clients
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Not sure if i simply can’t do it anymore or if i merely don’t want it bad enough
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Tung Tung Sahur is an Asherah pole, a Baal stick, an Italo-Austronesian fasces, a baseball player, a minor djinn, a spirit of a slain coconut tree, dawn's father
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Rona in the library #expand
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Post where everyone likes Rowley more in their local Reform branch so Greg joins Restore and gets shunned at school so he has to be friends with Fregley
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ten years ago when this album came out and it was the only thing i listened to for months. Who remembers
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I always imagine this guy is Nathan fielder
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egg car my love
egg car

egg car

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restore your gold fish dignity
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in the time of chimpanzees i was a monkey
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I wore this exact outfit to my first day of 3rd grade
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Image from Big Nate Season 2 🎃 (@ndogid)
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everything is downstream of niche online subcultures example number 934774747473
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don't cry because it happened, smile because it’s over
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party idea: everyone comes dressed up as one of the cutouts on the cover of Sgt peppers lonely hearts club band
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Powder blue eyeshadow on brown eyes #dontsleeponit
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deepika padukone during her modeling days
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