Joined January 2019
Instead wey I go use my time dey fall in love I go use am shapaly go learn mechanic.😒
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Once you show me who you are, i can never unsee it.
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geographical luck is so serious actually
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Na pesin wey guide people dey always respect. Try your best to just guide bro!
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Women should stop punishing their man for being honest and then complain that he never talks to her.
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A lot of unnecessary drama could be avoided if people asked questions before making assumptions. But assumptions are often more entertaining than the truth.
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If not for this sumptuous lie you cooked for me today, I could have sworn on my life I would have starved to de@th this week.
I once got arrested because of a post I made on this app. I thought I was smart, but these people were actually smarter than me 😭 They didn’t even track me. It all started with a dm.Someone DM’d me and asked me to send my rate card for promotion. I sent it, and the next day, they reached out again with an invoice, didn’t even argue about the price. Instead, they told me it was going to be a long-term partnership, not the normal per-post or monthly gig. I was so happy because that was a lot of money. They asked me to drop my account details, which I did. When it was time to pay, they told me the company would make the payment directly and that I should wait. Two days later, they reached out again and said
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Some people no get bad character. Dem just never meet person wey fit tell dem the truth to their face.
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Man, let her be. What do you mean she was sucking dicc
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God, I’m trying my best, but results are the only evidence I have. Please let my efforts speak for me someday. 🤲🥺
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Once your tweet pass two lines I will just copy one reply from the comment and paste am there I no get time to read
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This could be us this hot period 😊
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NETFLIX OR PRIME?
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one thing about me, ima let a mf underestimate me. 😭 please proceed with the information you currently have.
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Me having a whole conversation in my head, reaching a conclusion, getting offended, and moving on without the other person knowing anything happened. 😭
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Body go dey do sleep sleep, no try am sleep oh.
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You never know what people are. A barber in my area was arrested today for selling drugs. I've been going to him for about 6 years and I never knew he was a barber.
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This is what happens when women give strangers boyfriend privileges..
Hasn’t even been 24 hours since we exchanged numbers
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Going to facing panel by the end of this month all because I asked for the additional salary for our sales representative.
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the hardest decision is accepting that things aren't going the way you planned
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