EAST AFRICAN.....

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined May 2009
Some lawyers have family members who can introduce them to clients, help them establish chambers, or connect them to influential people. Others are the first lawyers in their families and have to figure out everything from scratch. We don't all start from the same place. Let's stop pretending we do.
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A 74-year-old man tried using an AI lawyer in court without telling anyone… the judges were NOT impressed 😭
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Guy holding the tail. Brave. Must be a Masai. Those ones comfortably remind lions who is the true warrior.
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Mental Health Researcher, @bako_patricia says her research on mental health among Ugandan lawyers revealed attitudes that make it difficult for lawyers to seek help. “Lawyers who can’t cope with pressure should leave the profession” a participant said. legalreports.ug/ubuntu-philo…
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I’ve tasted working in a law firm. I’ve also tasted running my own practice. I highly recommend being born into a family that owns a successful law firm.
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Why is @URAuganda auditing you yet “churches” are tax exempt?
These are not stunts. And this post proves a serious point. We went to Karamoja to feed people and save lives, while the audited places you talk about did nothing. We have put people through school, taken children off the streets, and helped raise many who are now doctors, lawyers, and teachers. I understand the need to defend your dad. But regarding what you just mentioned, we already do those things. Ask any member of our church. When we bought tractors for Karamoja, we brought them publicly for everyone to see so that we could be held accountable. Other churches, which, sorry to say, your dad defended, have raised money for church buildings that no one has built and for which no one can see any progress. We feed new converts at our church. We feed thousands who attend meetings. We feed people, send food to those who have nothing, and even give to those who already have something. Your dad never mentioned any of what you are now bringing up. He never talked about transparency, audits, or accountability. He simply attacked miracles with a clear lack of foundation. My point still stands: no one here calls out Islam for its many dangerous issues. In September 2023, ADF and Al-Shabaab delivered a bomb to our church. No one called it out. No one said a word. Pastors don’t perform miracles. My dad has made that clear at every crusade: “ROBERT KAYANJA DOESN’T HEAL. ONLY JESUS HEALS.” It was the following day that your dad expanded the scope of his statement after receiving backlash, and rightfully so. The Church and born-again Christians in Uganda are a net positive and a massive help to society. During COVID, frankly speaking, people had no money for anything. People were struggling to eat and couldn’t move around. We went above and beyond by sending food out to those in need. We did the same in South Sudan and Kenya. Again, we are accountable because when we say we will do something, we do it. However, if you’re talking about raising money for a building and never building it, that’s not us! By the way, we are audited by the URA. We have to give an account and keep our books in order. We have a Bible college where we train and teach pastors and ministers. We hold youth conferences where we feed everyone for free. You can literally show up, eat, and leave, because our giving isn’t tied to whether you sit in church or not. Again, I understand defending your dad, but this attack was wrong. And watch this: backlash can be hard, but no one would make these kinds of statements about any other faith or religion
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As opposed to doing what?
Diddy is in jail while his son “King Combs” has been spotted with different women almost every day, living lavishly and spending all his father’s money 😳
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This one will be on the ballot in 2027. In some way, he is already setting the ground.
Maurice Ogetta: I don't think I have forgiven Makau Mutua for exposing our communication channels during protests. He was in Raila Odinga's car, recording Live the happenings, the coordination we were doing, exposing us. #UnmaskingRailasShadow @NginaKirori
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What about you listen to this every morning?
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This guy 🤣🤣🤣
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A good cross examination need not be aggressive. Manner vs. matter.
" I am trying to be very respectful, "- Babu Owino sparks courtroom laughter while grilling DCI officers at the Limuru Law Courts. The Embakasi East MP, acting as a defense lawyer, aggressively cross-examined the police regarding allegations that they planted bullets and 23 rolls of bhang to frame his client, Stanley Kimure.
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Colliks @Mr_Guantai & @wuodosur will ably submit in their Pleadings and in Court thus; “The Plaintiff was a male adult of sound mind riding his motorcycle carrying a pillion carefully and with regard to other road users when the Defendant knocked him down………” 😂😂
Somethings are hard to explain 🙌
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Small Claims Court Advocates must be stopped from conducting criminal trials. What’s this. Matter vs. Manner of Cross Examinations.
Lawyer: "Why are you throwing Corporal Wekesa, your junior, under the bus?" DCI Officer: "Corporal Wekesa is above the bus." There was drama in court as a lawyer grilled DCI officers over the arrest of Linda Mwananchi members.
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Thank God most (save for one) are white. It would have been worse if they were black.
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So now the man is the wrong one and not the woman who didn’t know from whom she conceived!!! Indeed men are trash.
What’s the point of doing a DNA test after raising a child for 12 years? How do you expect a young child to handle the trauma of suddenly hearing you aren’t their biological father? At that point, you are their dad. Period. What’s wrong with some men 🤦🏾‍♀️
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Technology & Social media. They’d rather spend time in their phones/ipads.
But what really happened ? 😒
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“Nothing confuses a woman like a poor man who is good in bed” ~ Frank Gashumba
In what universe does a security guard get a beauty like this? Even rich businessmen and corporate managers struggle to land these ones. Perhaps she's a rare case of a beauty who will date a poor man.
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How come the man is barefoot and the woman is not? Both are suspects.
Under tight security led by KMP CID Commander Milton Birungi Beigumamu, Kabalagala Division Commander Akongo Francis, and CID Kampala South Regional Commander Arthur Twiinamatsiko, suspects Vincent Arnold Nsamba (alias Sitenda) and Rose Tusiime reconstructed the tragic night that ended with the fatal attack on legendary band musician Moses Matovu for the Uganda Police. The pair detailed the chain of events that began at a local bar and culminated in the physical altercation that claimed the life of the Afrigo Band icon. #MonitorUpdates 📸Ibrahim Kavuma
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Nelson Havi: If the buyer was Vodacom Group then the transaction ought to have been completed in that manner FCPA Hesbon Omollo: Vodafone Kenya is registered in Kenya and the group is in South Africa. It is the same #CitizenDayBreak
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If you wondered about the hefty legal fee note, it's because all these are just hints on cross-examination, we haven't touched the law yet...
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