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Game Scores (suck my balls) 1. Erik Karlsson: 3.02 2. Sergei Murashov: 2.61 ☃️ 3. Declan Carlile: 2.35 4. Ben Kindel: 0.82 5. Nicholas Robertson: 0.58 6. Evgeni Malkin: 0.42 7. Blake Lizotte: 0.42 8. Connor Dewar: 0.37 9. Ville Koivunen: 0.35 🐰 10. Hendrix Lapierre: 0.05 11. Rickard Rakell: -0.06 12. Sidney Crosby: -0.61 😳 13. Bryan Rust: -0.73 14. Tommy Novak: -0.80 15. Trevor van Riemsdyk: -0.83 16. Kris Letang: -1.05 17. Egor Chinakhov: -1.40 18. Samuel Girard: -1.58 19. Kaedan Korczak: -2.58
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Nice of Jared Jones to allow the relievers to get some work in today.
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REPOST + be following by Monday, August 3 for a chance to win this #StanleyKubrick Limited Edition Blu-ray Collection! I signed the included hardcover book in gold Sharpie with the peace symbol. I'll select one winner at random and announce next #ModineMonday. Good luck! #KubrickDay And if you'd like to support the @FMJDiary project and exhibition, you can bid on a huge #Kubrick bundle with 6 signed items here: ebay.com/itm/198528899144
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Forever etched in history
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This Friday, June 26 marks the 39th anniversary of FULL METAL JACKET's theatrical release. REPOST by 6/29 for a chance to win this signed copy on 4K Ultra HD + Blu-ray! I'll pick one winner at random and announce next #ModineMonday! Good luck! If you'd like to support the @FMJDiary project and exhibition, you can order a very limited + signed item here. First come, first served! ebay.com/itm/198446790731
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Since Trump is refusing to remove the curtain and reveal that his name has been stripped form the Kennedy Center.
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Couldn’t make it to the game today? RT for your chance to win this autographed Paul Skenes Cy Young bobblehead!
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In honor of a very successful Opening Weekend at PNC Park, we're giving away this team-autographed poster. RT for your chance to win! 🏴‍☠️
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Hope this gets a gazillion retweets.
One of the greatest moments in baseball history belongs to Bill Mazeroski. A beloved Pirates legend, rest easy 9.
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Lindsey Graham: "I'll leave the door unlocked".
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REPOST THIS now for a chance to win a signed jersey from 2025 NL Cy Young Award winner, Paul Skenes!
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I’ve watched this waaaaay too many times. Does that make me a bad person?
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Trump hates this photo of him. Definitely don't share it far and wide today.
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Donald Trump really really doesn’t like this photo, so whatever you do… don’t share it. He would HATE that. 😈
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It's All-Star Day! ⭐️ REPOST for your chance to win this autographed jersey by Paul Skenes. Presented by @sheetz
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As I drink my second Negroni, I’m realizing how much I miss Anthony Bourdain.
Anthony Bourdain - How To Make A Negroni
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REPOST THIS for a chance to win this @NewEraCap Independence Day 59FIFTY Cap!
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A legendary day calls for a legendary giveaway. REPOST THIS for a chance to win this signed Andrew McCutchen jersey!
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