Product Designer • 3D Artist • Tech Creator (⏸️) • Currently building @droofinance

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined November 2015
Manifesting a $ at the beginning of this number sometime 🚀
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"Six pack"
Millenials walikua wanaita six pack ati "cubes"😭😭
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Bought several phones from them back then, they're so good in pricing, shipping etc but one problem: They once sold me a OnePlus with a screen defect and replacing it was in vain.
Avechi.co.ke is the most underrated phone shop in Kenya. They have almost zero social media presence. They don't do funny funny challenges on TikTok. They don't pay influencers to unbox iphones. But wao ndio wholesaler wa mabroker wengi sana hii Nairobi
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Philips future retweeted
0-60 mph in 0.81 seconds
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why's community notes in my dms 💀
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Home gym (1 day) Commercial gym: (5 days)
They lied to you! A home gym is NOT the same as a commercial gym. I've trained at home for 3 days, and I already feel guilty and empty. Why does training at home feel so different? Home gym or commercial gym. Which one are you choosing?
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Very true 💯
Religious psychosis is one of worst things a family can experience. I've seen it destroy families and lead to emotional and physical abuse. But if you call if out you're labelled a heathen. It's why I avoid overly religious people in business or personal relationships.
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Calling the photos app "Gallery"
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- Breakfast: Protein shake #1: 60g (50g nuts + 300ml whole milk + 40g oats + 2 bananas + 1 whey scoop) - Lunch: Egg (5) fried rice (~32g) - Protein shake #2 (same as #1 ) 60g - Supper: 250g Beef/Fish + Ugali/rice (~35g) Total: ~ 187g
How can someone hit 190g of protein in a day using a Kenyan menu? 😭
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Very easy and very expensive
How can someone hit 190g of protein in a day using a Kenyan menu? 😭
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The "error" was intentional for publicity.
White House Accord on Super Intelligence
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"jordan"
Bald men huwa tunashave Jordan after every two weeks.
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He is lean, has a <10% body fat. He is who he think he is
A Kenyan guy shows off what he claims is the best natural, clean, athletic body in Kenya
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selling these TO UPGRADE - Canon 50mm f/1.8 Prime + Viltrox mount adapter (ef-eos m): 20k - Canon EOS M50+ 15-45mm kit lens: 60k All in mint new-like condition. DM if interested.
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Daily dose of my one app
I think I should delete my one app entirely nitumie my Safaricom app. I haven’t done a single transaction on it today because when I try Inasema no sim card inserted.
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- Battery Saver - Extend RAM - Low power mode - Nearby Share
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Homeboyz Radio understood the assignment. Mix ya like right now 🙌🏾🔥🔥
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daily dose of my one app 🥲
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So, like does it eject you at 11:01?
NYC is putting a 10 minute timer on public bathroom trips. You'll get a couple warnings before the bathroom basically decides your session is over and lets you out itself 💀
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lfg 🥳
Netflix made ~$11B in profits last year and you think Apple TV with ~$1B in yearly losses will disrupt Netflix? 😂 Either way the iCloud + Apple TV under 1 subscription is awesome 😎
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