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Toaster Philp

@philp83

just a bloke who likes blokes. had endoscopes up all the holes below my waist. #youbears #thedarts #wwfc

 Stourbridge, West Midlands
Joined March 2010
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Traffic everywhere today in Stourbridge. Was trying to get my MMH prescription but road closures have prevented me from doing so
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Done a very small amount of tidying up. Played some fortnite. Got a couple of wins. 馃拝馃徎 Now I'm going to get dressed, do shopping jobs and take Ben round Kinver. Might even get myself a slice of cake from the bakery.
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R Patz is in the running for Bond
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I'm in bed. Thank you
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Me examining the slices of Brian May鈥檚 butterflied arsehole for foreign debris before he went to surgery
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are film studios contractually obligated to make a new Christmas Carol film every year?
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Great question
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I'm considering getting a takeaway
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has the UK ever even had a sexy politician
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I'm so ready for bed
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@meralheceNov 5
It鈥檚 a shame no one pointed out the Tories removed NHS bursaries for new nursing, midwifery, and allied health students in 2017.
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'It's not normal!' Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch asks why 'we cannot staff the NHS with home-grown people?'
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@RabbiJeffxNov 5
Hey @grok, concise, no spin Across all the released Epstein files, who seemed RELENTLESSLY, OBSESSIVELY DESPERATE to get onto Jeffrey Epstein鈥檚 island knowing he was a convicted pedophile in 2012? State full name only.
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*My sister and I
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I and my sister used to work behind the bar in a local hotel, whenever someone we knew or fancied came to get drinks, we'd give them their order, take the money and give them the exact money back in change, we were very popular
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Tea / dinner (regional differences)
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Got LOTRs RotK on. Nice and loud to hide the fireworks from lil Ben. Jess don't give a shit. She's seen things. She was abandoned and lived on the streets for 6months before RSPCA rescued her and I adopted her. Feb 2011 I think. #firsteverpics
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Jess has been so lovely and loving recently. Although she has bitten me several times, including last night for having the audacity to roll over in my own bed. 馃槏 (It was unnecessary and unwarranted)
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Not many fireworks tonight. #cozzielivs #colc
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she's high up tonight!
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Gareth@thehandofbeadleNov 5
Lol @ that dirty bastard Brand wasting all that time baptising simpletons in the canal in his undies for nothing. Should have tried to mens mental health his way out of it instead
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