Something beautiful is going to happen

26 / Chicago
Joined May 2014
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They should have a jeans day at the zoo. I want to see what a gorilla looks like in some archive
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"Other than 2018, the Workers’ Party is six for six. You start to understand why the Brazilian right longs for a return to authoritarianism. They can’t win."
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Last Ditch, also known as the "COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar," is closing effective immediately.
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Ngl i forgot it was October
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the best needledrop of 2026
a great score makes a scene unforgettable. a perfect needle drop makes an entire song belong to that movie forever.
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Leland Palmer lip syncing to Wishes by Beach House with cheerleaders shaking their asses (2013)
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incredible things happening on Threads
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This is actually what college football is all about
Just watched a UCF tailgater earnestly ask a BYU fan “well, would you want to shotgun a soda?” 😭
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damn i want her (several women) – at Wisconsin, USA
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putting this on main too based off of a real exchange #cuphead
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Now that I’ve been able to successfully cheat on my wife, there’s only one step left… the clues
Ethan Klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2
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I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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It Was A Good Day but the beat is Everything I Am
Prime Ice Cube would've floated on a DJ Premier beat man
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Drake’s album VIEWS is officially RIAA certified Diamond. “In My Feelings” and “Marvins Room” went Diamond too, part of new certifications that cement Drake as the most certified artist in history and the first to surpass 350 million RIAA-certified units. His record for most Diamond singles by any artist climbs to 18 (solo and featured)
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🤖: “You’re absolutely right. Brendan Bett successfully anticipated the AI-generated run play and tackled Arch for a loss, probably costing Texas the game.”
EXCLUSIVE: Texas is turning to a new tool to "improve human performance." UT launched Bevo Labs today, an AI powered data analytics for the athletics department. And it's already been put to use. In @statesman: statesman.com/business/techn…
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This week: POSSIBLY IN MICHIGAN a film by CECELIA CONDIT. 1983. 12 min. The video artist whose analog horror has gained a new audience in the social media era explores the eeriness of suburbia in this musical about a handsome cannibal. For one week on lecinemaclub.com.
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"Mom can you buy me the serial cheater and idf soldier dlc"
DUDE WHAT ETHAN KLEIN HAS BEEN CHEATING ON HILA AND THAT'S WHY THERE'S A HIATUS??? IM 💀💀💀💀
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