Eric Fitzgerald

Enhance your calm, baby Julian.

Oof. Need more time than this. #goducks

Realized today as I was writing up a technical note that I’ve become a one-space-after-period person and it shook me. I never thought I would. But you’ll take my Oxford comma from my cold, dead hands.

I see someone finally took my advice and decided not to miss.

Shoutout to Prometheus wishing for the upset this weekend.

Don’t think I’m going to get a #collegekickers moment tonight.

I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve seen midnight this year and tonight will not add to that. Happy New Year, see everyone in 2023.

College kickers!!! I love them!

I love it when our running game is running.

Oh college kickers.

A disfunctional polycule can implode billions of dollars in assets but also create Rumours so I think on net that’s a positive.

Shorter of breath and day closer to death.

Tonight Eric stars in “too many burpees”.

Just cleaned off the range top and counter with a real degreaser for the first time in… a year? Anyway, apparently we’re just filth monsters.

I’m choosing not to accept any endorsements at this time, thanks for thinking of me though.

Started planning our draft party and camp footage is coming in hot. Football is coming.

Good thing I quit cocaine so I could watch Game 7 overtime hockey instead.

Easter nap. 75 minutes. He is risen. And slightly disoriented & dehydrated.

Sprained my wrist rotating my mattress this weekend and it still hurts. The most 40s tweet possible?

Best part of the west coast? Only 6:30.

First Tuesday in seventeen weeks I’m not scouring the free agents for the “best” kicker to stream this week.