@pilkro

frequent mood swings, documented: an archive 2008-2021

Joined October 2008
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I'm kind of a big ordeal.
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I tricked myself into believing I was full of poetry.
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Always put cream cheese in your eyes
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Refrigerator sentences made from magnet and detritus. Gum wrapper words Boggling sonnets over net weight and gross.
You can't see the cracks in my facade if it's all just a bunch of cracks taped together in the first place.
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The Taco Bell by me has new hours and closes at 7pm. I mean, who even gets up that early?
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Research suggests women make more jokes when they’re not being interrupted by men.
three women joking

ALT three women joking

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I make near death fits of laughter and i put to set that good for hf she kc so gggggnhhhh nnnnnnnf
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Been fucking it, we'll do it live, since 2008.
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Sheesh.
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Sheesh.
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I made @HenryLovesYou his own pair of Satan Shoes.
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If it wasn't for disnformation I wouldn't have any information.
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Four hundred fifty one degrees Burning all the books!
Sugar ruined my life. Never try it, kids.
Weed ruined my life. Never try it, kids.
Federal income taxes paid last year: Nike: $0 FedEx: $0 Zoom: $0 Dish Network: $0 Salesforce: $0 Hewlett-Packard: $0 Kinder Morgan: $0 Archer Daniels Midland: $0 Booz Allen: $0 Charter Communications: $0 Edison: $0 Duke Energy: $0 We must #TaxTheRich
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Cherish Bongukkah, where you get eight holy pulls off an empty bowl.
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