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πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ή | ♒️ | 222 | Licensed Cosmetologist πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸŽ€ | vegan 🌱 | πŸ§šπŸ½β€β™€οΈ | πŸ„

Miami, FL
Joined March 2013
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ZenGirl B πŸ§πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ | retweeted
Unfortunately, I’ll never put my livelihood in the hands of a man. I need to get to the money, bae
I hate a women that hustles ALL DAY like baby girl please, I will buy the wig. Come lay TF down abeg
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ZenGirl B πŸ§πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ | retweeted
an era…
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ZenGirl B πŸ§πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ | retweeted
Keke Palmer is easily the QUEEN of Halloween this year!!
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ZenGirl B πŸ§πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ | retweeted
what on earth could YOU teach a NCAA national champion, WNBA defensive player of the year, all wnba second team, 3x wnba all star, mcdonalds all american etc.??? stfu
I wanna work with Angel Reese on her game so bad…Brother in Christ @SpeedyMorman, if you’d ever be so kind to make the connection.
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ZenGirl B πŸ§πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ | retweeted
Angel Reese after Game 7 loss: "It is tough in the moment, but we'll be back. I always say, 'delayed, not denied.'"
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ZenGirl B πŸ§πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ | retweeted
Angel Reese will be back. Mark my words.
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ZenGirl B πŸ§πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ | retweeted
This shot of Angel Reese and her mom walking off the court after losing in the Finals...
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ZenGirl B πŸ§πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ | retweeted
there is reverence, they are a living altar, and whatever you pour in can be reciprocated in abundance.
Loving women correctly is a spiritual practice.
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ZenGirl B πŸ§πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ | retweeted
The Trap Grace Jones 🍸πŸͺ© #Halloweekend #Boomerang πŸŽƒ
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ZenGirl B πŸ§πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ | retweeted
They don’t make episodes like this no more. Smart Guy🎬
My husband invited his mistress to our tenth wedding anniversary dinner, seated her three chairs away from me, and watched me thank her for coming. But the affair wasn’t what destroyed me. It was discovering that almost everyone at that table had helped him hide it. There were twelve guests, including my parents, my younger sister, my husband’s brother, and friends we’d known for years. He’d reserved a private dining room at a restaurant where dinner cost more than our monthly mortgage. Everyone was laughing, ordering expensive wine, and telling stories about our marriage. The woman sat beside my sister, wearing a delicate gold bracelet identical to one I’d found in my husband’s car six months earlier. He’d claimed it was a gift for his brother’s girlfriend. I might have dismissed the coincidence if I hadn’t watched my sister lean over and whisper, β€œYou okay? I know tonight’s awkward.” The woman nodded and glanced at my husband. Something cold settled in my stomach. When my husband stepped outside to take a call, I followed him into the hallway. β€œHow long?” I asked. His expression changed immediately. β€œPlease don’t do this here.” That was all the confirmation I needed. β€œHow long?” I repeated. β€œAlmost two years,” he admitted. I stared at him. β€œAnd they know?” He didn’t answer. When I walked back into the room, nobody asked why I’d been crying. My mother simply reached across the table, squeezed my hand, and whispered, β€œSweetheart, just get through dinner.” I realized then that she wasn’t comforting me. She was asking me to cooperate.
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ZenGirl B πŸ§πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ | retweeted
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ZenGirl B πŸ§πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ | retweeted
love them so bad sjsjs
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ZenGirl B πŸ§πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ | retweeted
I hate gay halloween cause what do you mean you’re lesbian peach and daisy
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ZenGirl B πŸ§πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ | retweeted
This is how a relationship feels when your man doesn’t cheat.
how the relationship feels when you keep your friends out of it
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ZenGirl B πŸ§πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ | retweeted
Years ago I saw a girl on here dissing her IDIOT boyfriend for burning candles wrong, and that’s how I learned that I, too was burning candles wrong. Now, my candles last 600 fucking years and I’m never buying one again.
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ZenGirl B πŸ§πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ | retweeted
A✢POP BUNNY!! ⊹ Λ– α²˜π‘Ό
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ZenGirl B πŸ§πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ | retweeted
May I introduce everyone to OCCUPATIONAL THERAPY in combination with your medication and psych. Talk to your doctor about OT for executive dysfunction, sensory sensitivity regulation, and time management.
If your partner is neurodivergent and she spends her whole day off on the couch, then cries at 9pm about wasting it, learn the words ADHD paralysis. She had 12 things she wanted to do. Her brain couldn't pick the first one, so it picked none. You think she's lazy. Don't ask "What do you want to get done today?" At 10am, hold out her shoes. "We're walking to get coffee." Once she's moving, she'll pick the next thing herself. All she ever needed was someone to take the first step with her.
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ZenGirl B πŸ§πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ | retweeted
I wanna start going OUTSIDE more, but in a Sex and the City kind of way, cute outfits, dinner reservations, cocktails, classy lounges , i don’t wanna be in nobody’s club with captions flying in the air.
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ZenGirl B πŸ§πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ | retweeted
Oprah was CRYING WITH LAUGHTER when Niecy Nash HILARIOUSLY EXPOSED how she realized she was into women after only loving boys her whole life. She revealed how a crab dinner, wine, and one goodbye cheek kiss made her realize her feelings were real🀣😭 "Why is my stomach hot? That only happens when I like boys” "I kissed her and my tongue came out a little bit... she looked at me and said, 'Wanna go lay down?' and I've been laying down ever since, girl!” "Well, I ghosted her first." "I'm a honeybee, okay? My mama was a honeybee, my grandma was a honeybee, there's nothing you can do when you're a honeybee.”
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