Founder & CEO of @AmpersandMedCo. @SyracuseU and @SyracuseComm grad. RI born. NYC livin’. Random fact generator. I use sarcasm flawlessly. I live loudly.

New York, NY
Joined May 2009
It finally happened. After over 2.5 years in NYC, I finally heard a subway busker playing Careless Whisper on a saxophone.
8
Trump has a chance to do the funniest thing in naming his next press secretary.
14
I’m framing this tweet.
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
51
Ryan Pina retweeted
That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive smh
324
19,614
604
142,706
1,935,785
Ryan Pina retweeted
Why don’t we pronounce the “meow” in homeowner?
426
4,802
414
32,441
1,369,831
BREAKING: You can get the best view in NYC without a felony. Buy tickets: esbo.nyc/socials-x – at Manhattan, NY
249
614
177
6,033
327,087
Tweet of the decade.
bingbonglingo is here
45
Ryan Pina retweeted
Can you imagine if Obama called the White House a “shit house” after saying “praise Allah” on Easter as he tries to build a $1B ballroom during a reckless war with Iran that is raising prices on Americans while he enriches himself? Right-wing media would secede from the union.
Trump describes the White House as a "shit house" when he moved in and then adds, "the big thing is we're building a ballroom in the back"
6
29
1
69
2,055
If you criticized Joe Biden’s debate performance but not this speech, you are completely delusional. Time to take the keys away from grandpa.
52
Ryan Pina retweeted
Wish we were kidding. 4.nbcny.com/q22QGEd
123
531
803
4,611
2,858,617
Seeing way more tweets about the TP halftime show than the real one, so either Twitter is suppressing tweets, or this place is literally just abandoned by everyone except bots and MAGA.
118
Congratulations to all the Democratic candidates who won tonight. It’s a reminder that when we come together around strong, forward-looking leaders who care about the issues that matter, we can win. We’ve still got plenty of work to do, but the future looks a little bit brighter.
23,106
57,483
3,559
765,496
49,194,027
Ryan Pina retweeted
Big day tomorrow… 🤭 #October3rd #MeanGirls #MeanGirlsDay
114
18,232
534
103,599
1,894,028
FINALLY GAME WEEK 🍊🎯 🗓️ Saturday, August 30th ⌚️ 12:00pm 🆚 Tennessee 📍Atlanta, GA
96
166
39
1,195
154,684
Ryan Pina retweeted
this is the ONLY day you can retweet this
72
11,218
134
47,018
960,937
See you next era
391
7,912
1,554
74,056
1,794,234
We made it, NYC.
10
55
9
533
24,617
Why am I sweating
33
193
23
1,941
91,515