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Joined January 2026
Where my ADHD twins at πŸ₯ΈπŸ‘†
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OH MY GOD MY FAVOURITE FOOTBALL MILLIONAIRE LIFTED A GOLDEN BALL LET ME GO CELEBRATE FOR 2 HOURS
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Started chanting β€œillegal immigrant” at the ballon d’or ceremony and Lamine’s girlfriend joined in
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just shouted β€œMAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN” at the ballon dor ceremony and kane turned around
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NAHHH HE WENT OFFF
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They really gave "harry kane" a balloon d'or
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MBAPPE FANS THOUGHT THEY COULD WIN THE BALLON D'OR WITH A TROPHYLESS SEASON
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Harry Kane won a ballon D’or the same year he gave trump a shout out
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"Unintelligible" won a Ballon D'or before guys like Mbappe and Haaland
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Thanks to @RockstarGames for the review copy of GTA 6. I'm playing the game as of typing this tweet and my review will be up by November 18 🌴
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Replying to @pineAgeek
They are goyim
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Ballon D’or arguments in my tl
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"BUY POISON"
Tried to buy poison for suicide gimmick and then realised im a broke bum ass
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The Ballon d’Or translator trying to keep up
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owned by a 39yo have some shame😭
Replying to @ballondor
Messi in the top 10 and not Jude Bellingham is an ABSOLUTE DISGRACE
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Bro forgot what personal space means
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😭😭😭
the interviewer started stuttering when he interviewed putellas omds 😭
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When you're already sick of school but it's the first class
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I am certain that if Messi played in today's era he would've been done worse than Yamal
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Ballon dβ€˜or stinking up your timeline? Here’s a video of Messi winning the World Cup
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Beauty and beast ❣️
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