saw a post that said life is hard but atleast I don’t have a baby with my ex and I’ve never related so hard
if you know you snore and you choose to sleep on your back i hope your ass touches the piss on the public toilet seat
Stuck on m4 bridge across the river thanks to the fuel protests I badly need a piss #FuelProtest #M4
another @easyJet cancelled at Bristol to Spain, don’t even bother trying to book a flight with them turned up 5hours early still cancelled, @jet2tweets came and saved the day with their more reliable customer service/flights 🤣👍
i think if cyclists are actually going to be wankers and have to cycle in the middle of the road they must also have all the right gear on.. high vis, helmet, lights etc or I’m running you over
While also being something tht doesn’t have insurance who could potentially cause damage to users cars who do pay insurance, but I’m sure in 99% of the accidents that will occur it’ll be the drivers fault to pay for damages





