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minors dnf dni 19+ | aggressive breed | clown | man Thing

chronically in ohio
Joined April 2014
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i bet obama says "on my mama"
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this whole fucking thing is so traumatizing and i feel evil every bad day we have but then its night time and he comes and snuggles and purrs on me and it just sucks so bad
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hes only 5 and i cant fucking afford to try to put him down at home where hes not stressed out and i am so tired of stressing him out
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hes basically in some halfway palliative care and all i can do is try to make him happy and it just sucks so bad i cant have fun without being the cat cancer guy because i work go home and take care of and spend time with him and just think about it all day long at work
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dwayne “the fart” johnson retweeted
platonic anal
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dwayne “the fart” johnson retweeted
I love a lot of things about Ohio, but I'll tell you what i *hate* most: Lima
Happy National #Ohio Day! What do you love most about The Heart of it All? ♥️
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dwayne “the fart” johnson retweeted
how it feels to avoid getting diagnosed with ocd despite the last conversation you had with your psychiatrist three years ago
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we had red lights and a white glinda in green on accident at our halloween party
do NOT go to a bar with green lighting
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glindas pink my bad im not a musical gay
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when ur quote for wisdom teeth surgery is cheaper than cat chemo
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like actually the worst case scenario 😭
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not even to be the religious psychosis guy but i am being reached out to and being told to be normal and itll buff
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symbolism finds me angel number paycheck weirdly targeted church signs its all there sometimes
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dwayne “the fart” johnson retweeted
An OSU grad destroyed the H3 podcast #developedHere
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dwayne “the fart” johnson retweeted
Laying an egg in the bar bathroom
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i know its bad to have high lvls and all but i kinda miss that roided up feeling of when i was 1000+
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but i am also a addict so i like am super normal now that i have an explaination on what the feeling was but My Dick Was Hard and i was Hungry
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lrt i have very badly wanted to be that guy for halloween but havent had a place for it but now i do so yay i love gay halloween i love my face being ripped off
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