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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Frenger. Tim. Cat parent. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ She/her. How dare you assume I want to parlez-vous with you? ☎️

Where the trees are on fire
Joined August 2008
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Talk about a fucking jumpscare
Three goals in two #UECL games for Albian Ajeti 👏
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"And is the collective objective in the room with us right now...?"
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Celtic have become Europe’s whipping boys. Four consecutive defeats to LASK, Ferencváros, Benfica and now Celta Vigo, with 15 goals conceded. Second bottom of a 36-team table in a second-tier competition, sitting above only Ararat-Armenia. The scale of the decline is staggering.
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How have we not punted that cunt right back to Wolves already? Fucksake.
📋 Your Celtic starting XI for tonight's #UEL match. #CelticCeltaVigo | #CelticFC🍀
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an artificial kidney which is already in development and struggling to secure funding could genuinely be a lifesaver for millions of people but yeah let’s indulge the pitiful fantasies of overly comfortable adults who are mentally twelve
The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situations like these.
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Linked with a deal for a third 30-something ex-PL free agent in 14 months. Can someone who knows about football tell me if it’s good that our principal shareholder’s failson is larping an irl Football Manager save with our club?
🚨 Ross Desmond is reportedly taking on an increasingly influential role behind the scenes at Celtic, despite holding no official position at the club. 🗣️ Speaking on the Record Celtic Podcast during a discussion about whether Dermot Desmond could eventually sell his stake in the club, journalist Michael Gannon revealed: “Not when Ross Desmond has a much more hands-on role now. He’s been heavily involved in transfers for the last six months, I’ve been told.” celticshorts.com/2026/10/ros…
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Nice to get periodic reminders that the Tories actually LOVE red tape and bureaucracy, just so long as it's in service of punitive and performative acts of blind cruelty - rather than woke shit like fire regulations making sure people don't burn to death in their homes.
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Win a World Cup
Nothing he can’t do 🫣
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So many questions which I'm afraid to find out the answers to here.
🔒 Your Celtic XI is locked in ⤵️ #CELRAN | #CelticFC🍀
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Dunno what was worse, that fucking performance or the fact I went for a raging post match pee and someone had written 'Hi' in their own shit on the toilet wall. Hint: it was still the performance.
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No getting away from the fact I'm an utter mess but who gives a shiny shite, it's Henrik. Unreal and unforgettable to meet him not once but twice in these last 2 days. 🥹
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GERTRUDE STEIN SAID THAT'S ENOUGH
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Saying we look uncoached would be too flattering, holy fuck what a riddy to get dogwalked by *this* Rangers team
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so Sam Johnstone is just Sinisalo of 18 months ago. Glad we’ve blocked a youngsters pathway for a guy who can’t pass, can’t dive, can’t punch.
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Joke from the starting XI onwards, all downhill from there. Shambles.
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BREAKING: Netanyahu condemns settler attacks 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/764cwd?update=48972…
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