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former diamond Uber rider. monopoly champ. childhood youtube star. no case on my iphone. ball knower. chicken alfredo eater. gold United flyer. beast.

Joined July 2020
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College football is going to die
The crowd as the ball is kicked. It’s the smallest crowd at any game I’ve attended, and I was in Memorial Stadium for Illinois-Northwestern in 2017.
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That sh really says “contending team”. Who has it better than pivot?
“The trade told me everything I needed to know…This team believes in what they have here and they want it now… It’s a great team, great locker room, and I’m excited to do my part to help this team get to its goal.”🔥 Jeffery Simmons on joining a contending team:
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Clamped by Michigan State though. I fear he might have flaws
Caleb Wilson reached 100 career points against the Knicks 20 PTS, 6 REB, 4 AST, 2 STL, 1 BLK tied Michael Jordan as the fastest Bulls player to each this milestone.
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I would pay $100/mo to never watch commercials on @YouTubeTV, but since they dont let me I just build a chrome extension with @typesafeai's Jev model to swap commercials for peaceful scenes
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I made my take a little facetiously, but to nobody's surprise, #PivotWasRight Michigan State's QB wouldn't start at the school he was originally committed to
This dude. lol. He certainly would be starting for Ball State. Quit making stuff up.
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GTA 7 is insane
Excited to share Genie 4 today our most realistic and interactive world model: - steer dynamic environments in real time, shaping events, camera angles, and actions - generate native audio matched to the world, from realistic background sounds to characters who can converse in real time! - simulate photorealistic scenes and real-world physics - create more coherent multi-step events through reasoning from Gemini We've started to roll out as a research preview to trusted testers. Coming soon to Google AI Ultra subscribers in Project Genie and early access partners via the Gemini API and AI Studio.
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Holy shit Dan Lanning is suicidal
Oregon coach Dan Lanning announces that analyst Jay Johnson will be the new play caller for Oregon. He's a veteran offensive coordinator with multiple stops as a play caller.
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REPLACE EVERYONE @ChipotleTweets WITH ROBOTS
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JSN is going to set records with Jaylon Johnson covering him
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Just an exhibition game, right?! No issues with the basketball team in East Lansing!
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THANK YOU Nick Sheridan! Keep it up young buck!
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Exactly what we need. More luxury boxes in Spartan Stadium
Michigan State is looking to invest more in football 🏈 AD Dan Bartholomae says the Spartans are in the Big Ten’s bottom third in roster resources and plans to raise funds to compete. Spartan Stadium upgrades, including more luxury suites and VIP boxes, could begin as early as 2027. (via The Detroit News) ow.ly/66725100Brw
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See ya later quitter. Good luck at Ball State!
Sources: Michigan State starting quarterback Alessio Milivojevic (undisclosed) is not expected top play at No. 9 UCLA today. With back-up Cam Fancher out, true freshman Cayd Coffman is in line for his first career start. He’ll face UCLA back-up Ty Dieffenbach.
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Why’s this baby look like @BobSheranko
Un video de un bebé con vello facial se ha vuelto viral, generando miles de reacciones. Los expertos recuerdan que cada caso debe evaluarse con un profesional de salud.
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El video parece modificado con IA según análisis de inconsistencias en el vello facial durante movimientos e iluminación artificial. No hay confirmación independiente de un caso médico real. lakalle.bluradio.com/entretenimient… metroecuador.com.ec/noticias/2026/… imparcialoaxaca.mx/viral/bebe-con… uruguayaldia.com.uy/viral-del-bebe…
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I want santos dead
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Being a beast requires this understanding:
Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own
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This post copies word-for-word a May 2026 post by @AdemLuz. x.com/AdemLuz/status…
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Pat Fitzgerald
Who is next at Maryland?
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Duke is going to beat MSU by 35 in Chicago
Duke just OBLITERATED Tennessee without Caleb Foster and Drew Scharnowski 😈 This team is SCARY.
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Great work building a modern team Tom “die trying” Izzo!!
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