.@MassStatePolice please identify the officer who walked off after his dog attacked and bit my arm
.@BostonLogan was just attacked and bitten by a K-9 unit. Officer left without assistance or apology.
THOR'S HAMMER CAN ONLY BE WIELDED BY THOSE WHO ARE WORTHY (and a Disney employee for liability purposes).
"To all the people...that called the police on me, when I was just trying to make some money to feed my otter." -Zoologist B.I.G.
Just got offered a Jolly Rancher. I pulled one from my pocket and said "I brought my own". #STRAIGHTLORDING
Wonderful birthday yesterday thanks to the most amazing person/fiancée/wife/partner ever, @laura_clark -
Thanks Brian! Just set that to-do list item to recurring daily. RT @brianjgoddard: @pkbee eat a whole cake and take a nap.












