So. Bad news. We have to keep going tomorrow. Good news is that I’ll keep going with you

It just makes no sense to snack anymore. The snack prices are insane

Whyyyy won’t time go by slower when you’re with the love of your life. Whyyy do hours feel like mere seconds. Why God

Have I mentioned how much I hate my stupid fucking life lately

Maybe I’ll go home and sleep. Maybe I can sleep off the stupid. The dense. The nearsightedness. The disgust. Maybe I can wake up anew. Maybe I can wake up and accept again. Maybe I’ll accept earlier in my day. Maybe I’ll even feel good for a moment.

I'm not sure if you lot remember but they actually did do surgery on a grape

Bored asf at work sitting on the toilet my coworkers probably hate my guts AMA

Who all up and frequently displaying inappropriate, intense anger or having difficulty controlling anger

(I’m having a regular day) Am I doing something completely unforgivable?

Has anyone considered me. Lately or at all maybe

Bigger the ass bigger the poop. Google it

Ok to be honest where even is the ideal like perfect place to fart

Imagine something scary. Ok now stop. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I don't know why i made you think that

Just found this on the sidewalk

It should be illegal to be as embarrassing as I am at age 25

I’m open to giving advice. About anything