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Yesterday, the police stopped me at a roadblock while I was driving my Nissan 1400. I was so drunk I could barely stand. While they were busy attending to another vehicle, I somehow managed to get into a car and drive away.Now at 4 AM this morning, people are knocking at my door claiming to be police officers. I quickly told my wife and son to tell them Daddy is here. They asked my wife to open the garage,and there was their police car, still flashing blue lights! The worst part is that I was so drunk yesterday that I apparently drove away in the police car instead of my own Nissan 1400. I thought I had escaped🤣😭
Muranga and kiambu county should come out side, na wasidhani hii ni Ai
A healthy and wealthy county living in harmony with the environment.
#GladysWangaDelivers
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Paul Macharia🇰🇪 retweeted
This man really made my day on Friday. You’ve got to love his mastery of political language, and sense of humor.
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For 4 days I was sick,away from these streets but still Elon deposited for fruits.
Nawapenda sana❤️
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I was raised by strict parents to an extent even at my age ,I still feel constantly uncomfortable when a man talks to me in front of them.
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Have you ever left your phone somewhere when you have an appointment early next morning, you sleep pure anxiety constantly peeking through the window at the night to see if it's dawn so you don't run late
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Replying to @pmachariaaa @ignyharaz2
As long as it is a vitz, nobody really cares even if its 300CC, bado ni kadudu. we shall salute a 300cc Prado but not a 300cc Vitz





























