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Kenya
Joined September 2024
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When intelligent people keep quiet, fools multiply -💯-BABU OWINO
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Yesterday, the police stopped me at a roadblock while I was driving my Nissan 1400. I was so drunk I could barely stand. While they were busy attending to another vehicle, I somehow managed to get into a car and drive away.Now at 4 AM this morning, people are knocking at my door claiming to be police officers. I quickly told my wife and son to tell them Daddy is here. They asked my wife to open the garage,and there was their police car, still flashing blue lights! The worst part is that I was so drunk yesterday that I apparently drove away in the police car instead of my own Nissan 1400. I thought I had escaped🤣😭
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Je umeoga ??
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Muranga and kiambu county should come out side, na wasidhani hii ni Ai
A healthy and wealthy county living in harmony with the environment. #GladysWangaDelivers
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Dr.Fred Matiangi will lock Kiambu county today. The President ✅
Kiambu, tumefika!
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This man really made my day on Friday. You’ve got to love his mastery of political language, and sense of humor.
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Wakikuyu wakijitetea wanaitwa tribal haha
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Mena maundu maingi muno ona wa mona
Breed ino njerú ya airitu a Gíkúyú yuumite kú tondu kuuma ndemi na mathathi, tútimooí mena ndina nene. Múiritu aheeo nyondo nene, iteke na itina. Acooke erúhe 🙆 na dental íhana ya AD ya Colgate. Nítúgagíaka😭😭
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Ati ucio ni kamau atema muti atinga ugitonga🤔
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For 4 days I was sick,away from these streets but still Elon deposited for fruits. Nawapenda sana❤️
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I thought huko ni Beirut ama Syria 🤔🤔
A Video shows a building collapsing in Eastleigh, Nairobi.
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I was raised by strict parents to an extent even at my age ,I still feel constantly uncomfortable when a man talks to me in front of them.
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Millennials walikuwa wanapika chapo sikukuu😂
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Kuniita wagíthomo kama unajua jina langu ni makosa kubwa sana
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Ata huwa sielewi 🤭😂
Replying to @chapatimistress
Na kwani wewe ni mshy aje😂
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Hello Monday ✨️😅
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Have you ever left your phone somewhere when you have an appointment early next morning, you sleep pure anxiety constantly peeking through the window at the night to see if it's dawn so you don't run late
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Replying to @pmachariaaa
It's about to go down
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As long as it is a vitz, nobody really cares even if its 300CC, bado ni kadudu. we shall salute a 300cc Prado but not a 300cc Vitz
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Mimi Ni Maraga. Mumesema nyinyi Ni?
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