ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ retweeted
Tuesday- PSG beat Barca
Sunday- Real Madrid beat Barca
Wednesday- Ronaldo wins BOAT
Thursday- Ronaldo scores a perfect Hattrick
Universe don over feed me🥹
ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ retweeted
Having a crush as an adult is embarrassing. Why am I checking my phone like I don't have responsibilities and a whole life to live? 😭
NASA needs to stop looking for life on mars and start investigating how Ronaldo is still doing this at 41
ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ retweeted
Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on Twitter after Ronaldo just scored and Hatrick ?
ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ retweeted
Ronaldo won with Rooney
He won with Sporting
He won with Manchester united
He won with Ozil
He won with Modric
He won with Dybala
He won with Fred
He won with Joao Felix
He won with Al nassr
What has junior goat won since Di Maria left him
ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ retweeted
Fabrizio Romano has tweeted about Ronaldo more than five times today. He even posted a compilation of his hat-trick.
Just wait until Inter Miami play and Fabrizio starts tweeting about Messi.
Some delusional Ronaldo fans will immediately start shouting, “Fabrizio is biased!”
ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ retweeted
985 career goals, yet you're not the player with the most Golden Boots in football history.
Useless goals at it's peak 😂😂😂😂😂
ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ retweeted
Georgina: where is your “BOAT” award
Ronaldo : it’s online, they just emailed it to me.
ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ retweeted
Na when I bring 5 players wey don win World cup, you con fail to bring 1 player wey don reach 1000 goals you go see real shege ooo.😂
ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ retweeted
Ronaldo with Casemiro 1 perfect hattrick
Ronaldo with Felix 1 perfect hattrick
Cardi B with Casemiro zero hattrick
Cardi B with Joao fleix zero hattrick




















