What the actual fuck have I just read

🎙️ Mi pregunta para Aguirre y la respuesta que está dando tanto que hablar 🥲 Decepción por parte del mexicano, que en su presentación dijo que “no iba a mirar el DNI”

Lionel Messi registered his 15th assist of the season in the first half of tonight's @InterMiamiCF match against Atlanta United, making him the first player in MLS history to record at least 15 assists in three consecutive seasons.

¡WALMART PARK SERÁ SEDE DE BANANA BALL! 🤠🍌⚾ Los @TheSavBananas y @TXTailgaters se presentarán el 5 y 6 de febrero del 2027 en Monterrey. Los aficionados interesados en asistir podrán registrase en el sorteo oficial de boletos a través de bananaball.com, desde hoy y hasta el 31 de octubre del 2026. ¡Súbele al himno, papá!

🚨Cristiano Ronaldo: "𝙀𝙡 𝙢𝙚𝙟𝙤𝙧 𝙙𝙚 𝙡𝙖 𝙝𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙖 𝙨𝙤𝙮 𝙮𝙤 𝙮 𝙨𝙚 𝙖𝙘𝙖𝙗𝙤́". 🎙️"Hay gente que no evalúa mi estado de forma, mis goles. Si alguien prefiere a Messi, Pelé o Maradona, lo respeto. Pero decir que Cristiano no es un jugador completo es mentira. Soy el más completo", dijo a CNN Portugal.

A mí qué me importa lo que haga en la URRS, Martín. Con la Selección Mexicana tuvo una idéntica en la Copa del Mundo y la falló.

I watched the F1 film with Brad Pitt the other day, and there’s a moment where his character asks to add something to the car that isn’t really in the rules. The FIA punishes it, but the team can still race with the earlier car. It made me think. In F1, the best teams live at the edge of the regulations. Sometimes the FIA allows what they’ve found, and sometimes it says that goes too far. Occasionally the rules are rewritten afterwards. Now, City. I’m not defending them. A commission found they entered into sham agreements and broke the spending limits. A sham is an arrangement that isn’t what it claims to be, so that’s a different thing from using a gap nobody had spotted. City deny it and will appeal. But I find it useful to ask/reflect on how people inside the club see it. From their point of view, PERHAPS they believe they were doing what elite competitors do: looking at the rules, finding the limits, challenging interpretations and moving faster than the regulatory system. From the outside, you might look at that and say, “That’s cheating.” From inside the organisation, they might say, “We found something nobody had thought of.” If you believe you’ve found a way to bring money in, more or less within the rules (and the commission said it was not in the rules and it was cheating), you might tell yourself you’re just being a sharp competitor. We are all asking “did City cheat?”. But I find this question interesting too: “how did City come to believe they weren’t?” And understanding a mindset, or trying to, isn’t excusing it.

If you still have kickers (or defense) in your fantasy league, your league sucks

Scaloni llora y eso que él si podrá abrazar a Leo. Que se imagine como estaremos nosotros 🥹

Me acuerdo cuando Cristiano ganó la Euro de 2016, mismo año que Messi pierde la final de Copa América vs Chile, que decían que el debate había acabado. 10 años después, uno se despide de su selección en un comunicado tras un berrinche, mientras que el otro se ira aplaudido por un estadio entero tras haberlo ganado todo. Está claro quién terminó ganando el debate.