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I need the University of Michigan football program to do 2 things tonight. 1. Fire Jason Beck 2. Check the leaderboards on NCAA Football '27 and hire the highest ranked 12 year old to be their interim OC for the remainder of the year.

Sherrone Moore with one thumb on an OnlyFans subscription button beats Indiana today

It is completely unhinged using Halloween themed avatars for anonymous Sniffies profiles and somehow also accurate

What's the point of a burner account if this account is going to start showing me porn?

Please do not show this game to @hasanthehun 🙏

It used to be that RFK Jr could get his fill of sperm from just 2-3 teenagers, now he needs upwards of 12-13

A bidet makes your asshole road legal, but a shower makes it showroom ready

I wouldn't go back in time to kill Hitler. I would go back and make him fall in love. We would take morning fall walks through central park. Go on gondola rides in Venice. Then one morning I would just bail, and with a broken heart he would kill himself.

So, Liver King is Joe Rogan's Ethan Klein?

Bluesky is the #DaddyBear I want to fuck. Threads is the Daddy Bear that wants to fuck me. Twitter is my husband.

Everyone has been like "was the guy who killed the healthcare CEO guy a professional hitman!?" Nope, turns out he was just Italian.

In my Facebook community group, everyone is melting down because the new owner of a business won't honor the old owners gift cards

What a bunch of little crybaby sore losers the @OhioStateFB team is lol