Portland, OR
Joined January 2009
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PSA: PBS isn't “woke.” College isn't “woke.” The world isn't “going woke.” You just grew up to be a REALLY BAD person.
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Two talking heads debate whether Obama’s ‘Cheesecake Factory’ quip will hurt Dems while on split screen a fully nude Donald Trump bellows racial slurs about Somalis
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Holy fucking shit
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I believe this will be considered one of the most important videos in US history from this time.
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hate it when my side hustle (employment) gets in the way of my main hustle (watching movies)
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The thing about Google clearing a forest in Finland without permits is that they decided that whatever fine they might face is worth it. It doesn’t cost them as much as not getting the land cleared. Because like ALL things, if the punishment is a fine, it isn’t really illegal for rich people.
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Today I turn 88…I’ve seen some serious shit. The most serious of it all is love. I love my family, my friends, and my wonderful fans. The power of love remains.
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Dames Back
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whenever someone brings up using AI for creative work, I think about this what we create also creates us
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The accuracy is insane😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Autocentrism creates loneliness. Walkability creates community.
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She’s actually so funny for this
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oh my god James Talarico just highlighted his single stair reform bill at his town hall that’s my pro-housing GOAT and the next senator from Texas
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a channel like ESPN but not shitty
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some of us watched Girls from the beginning and knew it was a work of genius the whole time 🤷‍♀️
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a mi no engañan Children of Men y Digger son del mismo universo
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31 years ago today, Lisa Simpson was told she “won’t win friends with salad.” “Lisa the Vegetarian” first aired October 15, 1995.
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My wedding guests were making fun of me for collecting pics in a Google photos album so I asked them to make whatever Fisher Price ass Apple equivalent of a shared album is. and they're like sure. Whats the iCloud email of every single guest I'll add them. Unserious ecosystem
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